Adults that get autographs before baseball games...

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  1. banksy

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    They creep me out.

    It's a cool thing for kids to do, but what satisfaction or joy does an adult get out of a signature?

    Never understood that.
     
  2. ChuckZ

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    ok
     
  3. ChuckZ

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    splashwut
     
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    lol

    wut
     
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    If I was a ball player I'd sign for the kids and skip right over the creepy adults. Maybe even spit on them.
     
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    Seems harsh.
     
  7. fletchman71

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    And don't forget the adults that bring a baseball glove to the games. Losers.
     
  8. banksy

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    I went to a AAA baseball game yeterday and almost got thrown out.
    We kept yelling "hey nigga rich"

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  10. zhukov

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    what if the adult was a hot chick with huge tits?
     
  11. banksy

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    Spit on her tits.
     
  12. BrulesRules

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    most get shit signed to sell on ebay.
     
  13. O Face

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    I took my buddies daughter up to get Bryce Harper's signature when he played here while he was in single A. He put John 3:16 on it below his signature. He's a jesus freak apparently.
     
  14. banksy

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    nobody's buying any of the Astros' autographs bub
     
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    they sell them, and the kids are doing it for adults who sell them
     
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    Asking $1700

    Not selling :coffee:
     
  18. BrulesRules

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    I'll give you 50 cents and a stick of bubble gum for it.

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    it's a steal at twice that price
     
  20. banksy

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    And the guy that starts the wave is a HUUUUUGE faggot.