WTF Advanced Dumbassery

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  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    So I'm flying from memphis to atlanta. I sit down and start absentmindedly pawing at the little latch that drops your tray. I start to get frustrated because the little tray won't come down.

    I then realize that the trays have been removed because I sitting in a exit row and I'm just mindlessly pawing a latch.

    People were looking at me and giggling. I felt like a tremendous mental champion.
     
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    I once spent 5 minutes pressing buttons on a vending machine that clearly had an "Out of Order" sign on it.
     
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    I fucked an orange once
     
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    You found the tray in the arm rest, i hope.
     
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    Humble brag getting an exit row seat.
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Yes
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I also bought a used Lexus once. How you like them apples?
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    You know the pervs here are going to turn "mindlessly pawing a latch" into something dirty, right?
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    i love the sign that tells you to call a number to get your money back. Answering that phone must be a rewarding job.
     
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    I was at the store and couldn't find my phone so I called my wife and asked her if I left it home. Think I ever heard the end of that? It's now family lore.
     
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    Let them loose the hounds of Hell upon my remark, I WILL PAW UNTIL CONTENTMENT IS MINE.
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Post of the decade.
     
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    Did it have tray tables?
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    There was a latch on it that I never figured out.
     
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    I have also looked for my reading glasses while wearing them.
     
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    Mmmmm that's hot....
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    more bulletin board lies..
     
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