Adventures In White Trash Living Starring SUper Mario.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Dec 7, 2012.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    SO my Dad ended up getting himself some clams and A nice bake potato but he did not get anything for me.I went down stairs when he was eating And I said Dad I am taking off five dollars off the rent next month cause you never buy me food and I am sick of it. Take my name off the god damm food stamps cause I want my own You are doing something with the money you Degenerate gambler!!

    I ran upstairs and I said MOM can you take me up to the Dollar general so I can get some food and not starve to death. She said yeah but I had to buy some CHristmas candy .......Fine.. So we get up there and I see a six pack of beer and she sees me grab it down the end of the asile and She Screams Mario stop drinking you are going to get fat again!!! I am beyond motified I also got some Nachos and some cheez whiz. She got some christmas candy and we left and she tried starting up the car and it does not come on


    Its smoking and the power steering is not working. Im like here we go. I have no cell phone on me and shes like guess were going to have to walk . THe next fifteen minutes iM walking home in the pouring rain with my mom and a six pack of beer and a bag with nachos cheez whiz and Candy . I said at least we did not go to Mcdonolds lol. And she said hey we get a close up of all the chistmas lights lol. :facepalm:
     
  2. Dave

    Dave Well-Known Member

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    I find that story oddly touching
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    agreed. good touch, not bad touch.
     
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    So...No one in the family has a job?
     
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    Nice one!!!!!!
    :) !!!!!
     
  7. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Bake potato :facepalm:
     
  9. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Meanwhile dad's chowing down on clams that's fucked up Mario
     
  10. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    This story made me sad. I've been so fucking poor before it sucks. You can't shake the sadness.

    I hope you can plan a feasible strategy to elevate yourself beyond this. My heart truly goes out to you. :hug:
     
  11. Beer Can Cock

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    Mario, you are too cool to have to struggle like this.
     
  12. DogStar69

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    You guys aren't white trash














    you are Italian garbaahge.
     
  13. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    This...it makes me mad that people with good hearts have to deal with kind of shit.
     
  14. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    He laughing it up right now I said its your fault Hope you enjoyed the clams !!!
     
  15. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    what kinda beer?
     
  16. Mr Sinister

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    how old are you mario?
     
  17. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Icehouse :bigcry:
     
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    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    He should have said " I didn't think you would eat clams cause it would remind you of pussy, you big 'mo."
     
  19. DogStar69

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    I'm thinking Nattys
     
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I like bearded clams.