Advice Needed!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by queerface, Apr 29, 2012.

  1. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    Dear Prudence never answered my letter, so I come here!

    My 'Partner' and I have bee together 2 years..which is 2 years too long. She doesn't work, sponges money, and generally treats me like shit. She's made me consider throwing in my lesbo card and returning to the land of dick.

    Anyway, things are pretty horrible right now and I need some advice on how to evict this cunt from my life. I'm fortunate enough that her name isn't on my lease, so I just have to slap her with notarized eviction papers to get her out. My concern: She's a vile human being who has threatened to wreck my place on her way out the door. She's promised to harass me at work and out me to my employers, vandalize my car, and harass my family members. I want her out of my life but I'm honestly scared of the havoc she will bring.

    Can I get a restraining order against someone like this?

    Thanks!
     
  2. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    "Nudge" her down a flight of stairs.
     
  3. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :ask again later:
     
  4. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    this is quite the tenses
     
  5. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Just develop a yeast infection and stop brushing your teeth for a while...problem solved
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    You're a lesbian who's dating a bull dyke? :eek:
     
  7. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    how old are you both?
     
  8. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    She's going to bring Havoc? :omg:
     
  9. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    I'm 42...she's 48.
     
  10. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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  11. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Sounds like flight of stairs is winning so far :coffee:
     
  12. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    I'm definitely liking this idea...
     
  13. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP Gold

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    This seems important. :munch:
     
  14. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    ok, now we are getting somewhere.

    how much do you both weigh?
     
  15. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    we must avoid this at all costs...there is a solution to this
     
  16. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Bitch slap her until she straightens out.
     
  17. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    lol
     
  18. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    where's the cunt when you need him?
     
  19. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    you have to keep the violence out of it, but there is nothing wrong with framing her for a crime

    lets put on our thinking caps
     
  20. LonghornJ

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    Kick her square in the cunt with your steel toe doc's.