Advice on picking up girls from a girl

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bodhi, Nov 1, 2012.

  1. Bodhi

    Bodhi New Member Banned User

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    I know some really slick moves

    IE, If you like a cashier in a gas station, buy a lottery ticket. When she asks what kind, say "Pick your favorite one." She goes to hand you the ticket you tell her "Keep it. Maybe you'll get lucky." Then leave. Talk right, and you can get that chick.
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I bet all the girls at the wal mart gas station love you.
     
  3. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    now we know how to pick up a mult
     
  4. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    who the fuck would want to date a bitch that works in a gas station?
     
  6. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Jesus Christ, Sally. :facepalm:
     
  7. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    What if she picks one of the $20 ones?
     
  8. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    fuck off
     
  9. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Oh hai Sally...:coffee:
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I bet she'll have a nice gap of missing teeth so she doesn't bite during a beej.
     
  11. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    why was the OP shot dead?
     
  12. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Sally B/ GP2 mult
     
  13. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    The real question is why did it take so long.
     
  14. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    :hat: Thx. Ur pennsie home/folks ok? My fam is w/o power up there.
     
  15. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    My parents/sister have been without power since Sunday. I'm told my house has damage, fence is gone and the generator is underwater.
     
  16. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    another Sally mult bites the dust.
     
  17. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    It still wasn't on purpose. Naz, just hit the wrong button with those sausage fingers. :c
     
  18. Stone Cold

    Stone Cold STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN SHITTY POSTERS SINCE 2001

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    Walmart has gas? :surprised:
     
  19. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    He needs to convert an ipad into a phone.