Advice on your Anus

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  1. BobWeired

    BobWeired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    How do you keep it doggy style clean?
     
  2. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    Regular showering and wiping is all you need.
     
  3. BobWeired

    BobWeired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    What do you do if when you were young you got a shock and now don't shower?
     
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  4. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    I'm pretty sure the urge to penetrate would outweigh my displeasure of being electrocuted.
     
  5. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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  6. BobWeired

    BobWeired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You make a valid point. I'm sure almost all normal people would agree.
     
  7. DarkFriday

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    Costco! :yes:

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    You ever get that not so fresh feeling, even after you've showered?
     
  9. Billy Brown

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    Doggy style clean?
    I drag my ass on the carpet.

     
  10. BobWeired

    BobWeired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    In a pinch, a solid method.
     
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    Never invite for dinner.
     
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    Nope
     
  13. BobWeired

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  14. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    no planet jokes yet? :cmon:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    :c
     
  16. BobWeired

    BobWeired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    It was an old douche commercial back when I was a kid.

    I actually asked my mom that and she about spit out her highball.
     
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    @Phil McKrakin
     
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    POTY gotta step up his game :fil:
     
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    He's afraid of girls' buttholes.