Advice please

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Oct 30, 2012.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Vice POTY VIP

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    Is there a product that removes scratches from lenses? This one is right where I look at things
    and I keep thinking I have a cataract. TIA.
     
  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I don't believe so.
     
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    Steel wool and a shamwow.
     
  4. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    yes its called something along the name of money to by new lenses
     
  5. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day VIP

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    errrmmmmm...........
     
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    you need new eyes
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    So Mr Chang goezz to tha eye Dr...


    "Mr Chang, after your exam it seems you have a cataract."

    "Cataract..?"

    "Yes Mr Chang, you have a cataract"

    "Nooooooooo, I have Ricoln Continental"
     
  8. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I have searched high and low...not that I have seen
     
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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That joke was so bad that even the Tigers hitting looked good
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I suck! I suck! I suck!






    :cheer:
     
  11. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Just poke your eye out with a fork.

    Problem solved. :c
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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  13. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Sorry, unless you are dealing with some sort of injury like a cornea scratch, you're going to have to go through Lasik or something more intense.

    I have cataracts forming in the corners of my eyes that diminish my already failing vision. I've been told by a doctor to get Lasik, but I'm reluctant. Its too "new" of a technology to be able to research long-term side effects.
     
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    I bet this old fuck really has Cataracts. :c
     
  15. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Vice POTY VIP

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    I don't have cataracts, I have a scratch on the lens of my glasses. You read it wrong...
     
  16. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Doubt this really works. :c

    [video=youtube;CbQ9_0rBfnU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbQ9_0rBfnU&feature=related[/video]
     
  17. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Then I'm not only going blind, I'm going dumb. :facepalm:
     
  18. BearShit

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    id still hit it :D
     
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    I'm sure it's not that bad. Can you try reading this eye chart?


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  20. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Its not that bad yet....I wear some strong contact lenses. :up:

    My last eye exam, I couldn't read the largest letter. :facepalm: