advice to the twitterers re: the Heidi Klum AGT announcement

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by IlluminatiJones, Mar 4, 2013.

  1. IlluminatiJones

    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    Don't rub Beth's face in it; get "excited" for her! :idea:

    "I bet you're excited Heidi is joining AGT. You two can swap model stories and fashion tips. #newBFF?"

    Then go in for the kill.................

    "I can't wait for the first pic of you two together on the AGT red carpet. #twotruebeauties"

    Maybe even add a "Hey beautiful!" at the beginning. And make sure to congratulate her on her new show, but get the title wrong. Call it like "Pampered Pooches" or something. :D

    This approach will do much more long-term damage than just Nelson-laughing at her.

    I'd like to dedicate this post to Engaged Chicken. She "gets" me. :up:
     
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    BLOCK




    :lol:
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    How about that Heidi and Beth can talk nazi stories? Both their grand parents where hard core nazis (allegedly)

    Who killed most jews?
     
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    Haha! This is one of my fave Beth pics. This is how she looks when she's photographed with someone more attractive than her: Not looking too thrilled. Where's the giant grin?
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    I just wanna hear Howard tell Heidi how much he enjoyed her walking around with black babies.
     
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    I just wanna hear Howard tell Heidi how amazing it is to have a black baby just like hers
     
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    yea she's a real get..
     
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    the question first should be who out there is not already blocked?
     
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    I was JUST going to say that. Just call me Robin :facepalm:

    Seriously though, I don't think Beth would do the work....or have her servants do the work....she would have done it by now....at least I would think....


    On the flip side....the adoption would provide a plethora of photo ops....
     
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    This is going to put a TON of pressure on Howard to go through with the adoption! BethO will be on Heidi like ugly on a Booey about Heidi's kids and motherhood in general (since they have soooo much in common, like supermodoeing). Howard's gonna be miseraboe!

    This trainwreck should be fantastic!
     
  11. Snotty

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    Someone should twitter Heidi a link to Marks Friggin on a day where Hamptons was breaking Spielbergs balls for adopting Blaeck Chillens'............And then send it to Has-Been Spice..................
     
  12. IlluminatiJones

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    I think this is just wishful thinking. I don't think Heidi and Beth will be getting too close or chummy, for a thousand different reasons.

    And I think Beth is too self-absorbed to really want a kid. She may "want" a kid for the "boost" she thinks it may give her "career", but she doesn't want one out of any kind of maternal instinct.

    Howard will just buy her another 6-episode show and her desire for kids will magically disappear.

    Unless he's so insecure and afraid of losing her he actually wants to saddle :c her with a kid.

    :bigthink
     
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    1st being that she has repulsed anyone of the celebs that Hamptons has gotten her within' shouting distance of?
     
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    For Beth, "shouting distance" = "any distance"

    They should stop with these "photo-shoots" and let her take a year "off" to cultivate an "indoor voice".

    Then, back to high school and maybe a few community college classes on top of that, to get her up to "idiot".

    Even Beth's voice couldn't bridge the chasm between where she is and where she'd need to be to even begin to have something to offer the world.

    She's a :facepalm: personified.
     
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    ^^ Totally agree. It's always been a mystery to me why a woman who has nothing but free time doesn't use it to do any of the things that you listed!!
     
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    Beth works hard! She's an earner!

    What's wrong with you two? :uscratch:
     
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    Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!! :wub: Thank you IlluminatiJones. :D You are a treasure. Your posts are pure gold. :flowers:
     
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    [​IMG]

    Or how about this skit about adopting a black baby from Dr. BigFoot? It was the last skit Howard wrote.

    He's holding that doll like Beth holds animals.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    maybe howard will buy beth a black baby and she can get into more "who wore it better" match ups with real celebrities and their black babies.