Afer Every Vacation My GF....

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  1. Doug Masters

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    ...Throws away all the suitcases that were used on the trip because she is paranoid about bringing home little critters such as bed bugs and God knows what else and you should see the routine that goes on in the hotel room :facepalm: ....is this normal? do any of you guys get freaked out about sleeping or staying in a strange place?
     
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    So every trip involves brand new luggage?
     
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    she must have some good puss
     
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    yes
     
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    Holy shit. Don't give Mrs. Vyb any idears. She travels all the time. I'd be broke.
     
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    we never stay in a hotel that has a history of bedbugs....but that could be a good thing
     
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    I have seen some good expensive pieces of luggage hit the trash...such a shame
     
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    Have her hose down the suitcases with Raid©
     
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    You're young. Run. :nag:
     
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    why don't you guys put them up on Kijiji?
     
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    This one is reasonable.

    This one is unreasonable. You should at least donate them to Goodwill for the tax deduction. :oy2:
     
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    recently we have started leaving them in donation areas for the less fortunate...I prefer this
     
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    see previous post
     
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    "The way I see it, if they can't afford a porterhouse, then they deserve hepatitis!!"
     
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    So, the sister blows him!?

    Seriously, she's nuts. Better tell her to throw away the clothes too. Probably best to just have an extra set of clothes in the car you left at the airport and strip naked and change before you get in. Then, burn ALL the luggage, including bags and clothes, right there in the parking lot. If they give you any grief, just explain to the dirty somalian parking attendant, that its really his fault.
     
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    top sirloin for me pls :lunch:
     
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    :giggle:



    ...the clothes hit the washer instantly when we get home
     
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    myself, I could careless...I mean, I am careful about being clean and all that but she just takes it to a new level....I accept ppls differences and adapt to them (I am far from perfect) but sometimes it can get really tiresome