After all these years I finally got my own orifice...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Feb 11, 2016.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  2. Gitfiddle

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    So stunning. So brave.
     
  3. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    New frontiers & blah blah blah
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I love pussy
     
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    Tickle Shits Soul Satisfying and Deeply Nourishing Gold

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    That's a beautiful butterfly; if I've ever seen one.
     
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    That pussay is gonna stank like shit if you get any on you.
     
  8. Pill Queen

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    @Chriza what's the first thing you'd stick inside your new pussy?
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Probably my fingers
     
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  10. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    My elbow.
     
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  11. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Director of Psychiatry: Dawg's Medical Services VIP

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    Topical.
     
  12. Pill Queen

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    To the top knuckle?
     
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  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'd like to think I'd be too tight
     
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    In my fantasy, you are. :c
     
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  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Rub dat clit
     
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    JameGumb Stay Cozy. VIP

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  17. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Didn't I see someone else make this spin off already?

    Is @Chriza slipping?
     
  18. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Well-Known Member

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    A tire iron
    A 3 wood
    An industrial vibrator
    I'd have most of my ribs removed
    so I could fold like a paper clip and lick my own clit for a couple hours.
     
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  19. Gaylord Focker

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    I love cock
     
  20. Gaylord Focker

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    Dropping loads