After being stuck in bed sick for 24 hours I decide to get up grab some fresh air

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I drive to the local supermarket to buy some chicken noodle soup... get some fresh air..

    I put 10 cans of soup in my basket.. just as I was walking past 2 super hot chicks I felt a strong sudden urge to sneeze.

    I tried real hard to keep it in.. all of a sudden I sneeze hard two times in a roll so hard that I let out a huge fart right on

    those chicks..... they had a look on their faces of pure horror ... like if I had just stuck their puppy in a microwave and hit

    power setting 5....



    think I will stay in bed until this is over
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I don't mean to laugh Xav. But that is funny with the farting. I hope you feel better man! [​IMG]
     
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    oh it was horrifying and funny... i laughed when i got back to my car
    but at the moment i just wanted to craw into a hole
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I could imagine. :snicker:

    Hey at least you didn't crap yourself. Imagine that mess with them standing there.
     
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    oh it was close... it was close
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo Gold

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    ...so the chicks acted like they never fart? im just glad you didnt sneeze and have a bunch of snot fly out of your nose.
     
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    Get well soon my man! Have some beautiful soup and plenty of rest!
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    So I'm guessing you didn't ask one of them out?
     
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    i am shocked i didn't either.. it was weird, out of no where i had that strong urge to sneeze...
    by the time i put my hands up .. the first one had come out then a second one with a loud ass fart to keep it company

    i felt like nazi germany losing a two front war
     
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    for some reason i didn't.....
     
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    Happens all the time to me when I get the coughs
     
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    Poor Xavier... sorry to laugh, but it is so funny. :giggle:

    Here's some soup and Nyquil to make it all better soon...

    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    oh nyquil has been my pal ..
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
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    You should grab some fresh air infused with some marijuana. You'll feel better! :bong:

    F mutt
     
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    Feel better man
    I remember the first time I brought a chick into my first apartment
    I went to do the whole "threshold" thing & swooped her in my arms & farted loudly

    Took the romance right out
     
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    Don't worry they will tell all their friends how this gross guy sneezed and farted in front of them, then they will have some kind of inside joke for it to, and will make jokes and laugh about it for years to come.
     
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