After Crashing Into Crown Fried Chicken in Philly, Man Strips, Pleasures Himself

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    This was posted on Philadelphia Magazine website.

    http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/28/video-crashing-crown-fried-chicken-man-strips-pleasures/


    Look, the Greater Philadelphia area may be deficient in many things, but the ability to produce an epic public masturbator is not one of them.
    Melt away, Swiss Cheese Pervert, this 34-year-old South Jersey man* crashed his car into a Crown Fried Chicken in North Philly on Monday and then proceeded to get out of his vehicle, strip naked and masturbate in front of horrified onlookers. Never has there been a less sexy sentence written in the Queen’s English.
    Philly Mag has what appears to be an exclusive video. It’s short, only about 12 seconds (your joke here: _________). But pay special attention to the :06 – :10 mark, when our assailant twerks and then forces his fingers through his ass like a frustrated cashier swiping an aged credit card through a stubborn register. You have to do it fast, and apply pressure to the left side. And make sure the stripe is FACING OUT!
    Here’s the statement from police, who conveniently left out the asshole fingering part:
    On January 27, 2014, at approximately 10:30 am, police responded to 500 West Lehigh Avenue for an auto accident. Upon their arrival officers observed a vehicle on the curbside of the southwest corner of 5th & Lehigh Avenue. The male operator was seated in the driver’s seat of a 2007 Silver Camry with no shirt on. The male was asked to step out of the vehicle and when he, did the male was unable to stand on his own. His clothes were torn off and he was unable to respond to police questions. Witnesses to the accident stated that the male was operating his vehicle west on Lehigh Avenue and then veered across the intersection at 5th Street and drove on to the curb hitting a fixed object. After the accident,the male operator exited the vehicle and began removing his clothing and yelling. He then attempted to drive off; however, someone was able to remove the keys and hold them until police arrived. The operator was identified as 34 year old ######### from Pennsauken, New Jersey. He was charged with Driving Under the Influence; no injuries reported.
    No physical injuries. The mental anguish suffered by the children in the passing school bus, however, is a different matter.**
     
  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Seriously, WTF??

    Just when I thought people couldn't get any more fucktarded, I get proved wrong.

    I didn't know a chicken joint got people that excited.
     
  4. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    It was only his 4th DUI.
    In the video that has had hundreds of thousands of views since Tuesday afternoon,Pennsauken man Vincent Wade is seen standing naked outside of his car, which he crashed into a Crown Fried Chicken at the corner of 5th Street and Lehigh Avenue in Philadelphia on Monday, according to police. And it turns out that this isn’t Wade’s first brush with law enforcement, both in Philadelphia and New Jersey.
    According to court records, this is Wade’s fourth DUI arrest in Philadelphia. In 1999, he was found guilty of DUI and hasn’t paid any of his fines or fees in that case, still owing over $350. In 2002 came another DUI arrest. That case was dismissed due to the “speedy trial rule,” i.e. he wasn’t prosecuted soon enough. And in 2012, Wade was again arrested for a DUI. That case was scheduled to go to trial in 2013 but was delayed after the defense won a motion to suppress evidence. The DA’s office has appealed that ruling, and a hearing is scheduled for February 21st.
    [​IMG]Wade, seen here in his most recent mugshot, has also had some legal trouble over in New Jersey. In 2006, he pleaded guilty to assault and received two years probation, according to New Jersey court records. There was also a disorderly persons conviction in Gloucester Township in 2013, while a 2013 Camden County weapons charge was dismissed. Wade has also been arrested on narcotics charges in the city of Camden. According to the Camden County Court, those cases were “downgraded” and sent back to the municipal level. Their disposition remains unclear.
    So why is a guy with all this legal baggage just being charged with a DUI (and a first-offense DUI at that), when he was naked in the street, touching his privates, about 400 feet from an elementary school in broad daylight? We have a call in to the District Attorney’s office to find out.
    Wade was unable to be reached for comment. His wife says she was unaware of most of her husband’s criminal history.
     
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    In fairness to the guy, I don't find anything more sexually stimulating than smashing my car into a chicken joint.
     
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    Metro-North worker pleasures himself in front of sleeping female rider, leaves evidence on her body


    The accused worker, Manny Ramos, 34, allegedly darted off the train at the Fairfield station in Connecticut after the woman awakened and alerted the train's crew


    BY PETE DONOHUE / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS


    TUESDAY, JANUARY 28, 2014, 1:35 PM


    LINDSAY PERRY/AP


    A worker on the Metro-North Railroad was arrested Tuesday for exposing himself in front of a female passenger.
    A Metro-North worker was arrested Tuesday morning for pleasuring himself in front of a dozing rider on a commuter train in Connecticut.


    Manny Ramos, 34, a Brooklynite who works for Metro-North Railroad as a train car cleaner, was charged with misdemeanor counts of public indecency and breach of peace after being collared not long after darting out of the Fairfield station, officials said.

    The female victim told police that she was sleeping during the ride on the 7:35 a.m. out of Grand Central Terminal and that when she opened her eyes at one point, Ramos was exposing himself and performing a lewd act, officials said. She also found physical evidence from the act on her body.


    The woman reported the incident to members of the train’s crew, and the engineer held the train at the Fairfield station. MTA and Fairfield police responded, searched the train and station, and eventually pinched Ramos on a nearby street, officials said.


    Ramos was hired in October 2011, and since March 2013 has taken part in an engineer training program.
     
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    I'm kind of jealous. He got more done before lunch than I get to in a whole day
     
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    choking the chicken...its gotta suck getting all horned up & having whiskey dick, especially in public:coffee:
     
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    [​IMG]

    He was probably listening to an old Beth appearance on Stern Show Shuffle and just had to do what all men do when they hear or see Beth.
     
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    In fairness to him, this is the non-lethal version of the chocking game that is all the rage with the kids.

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    [video=youtube;xhNneU5shTs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhNneU5shTs[/video]
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    they just cant stay away from the fried chicken.


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    anybody want some gravy
     
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    yea just saw the video...... meth is a hell of a drug