After how many days of having diarrhea should medical attention be sought

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  1. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    I am pretty sure I am approaching day 17 or 18. :wtf:
     
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    Yeah, you might want to get looked at :worried:
     
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    You and your fancy Amex card should go right to the hospital!!!
     
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    Put a cork in it!
     
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    Last time I had this happen the doctor made me shit in a bag. Of course I miraculously didn't have to go while at his office so he just have me the feces bag and told me to bring it back when full. I sharted a little on the drive home and had to stop at the nearest restroom. Do you know how freakin embarrassing it is to walk out of a 7-11 holding not only dirty undies but a bag of runny shit as well?!?!?!

    I CANNOT go through that again. :eek:
     
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    God damm....was this a clear plastic bag?
     
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    It was basically a bread bag.
     
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    Then sit and wait in his waiting room until you have to go. Jesus..
     
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    Um, how does one shit in a bag? You have to hold this bag under your ass as you are releasing the number 2?
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Pretty much. The hardest part was controlling the explosiveness so I didn't knock the bag out of my hand.
     
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    That sounds like it could be quite messy.
     
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    Giardia
     
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    Take a sample with you.
     
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    Just load up on water and chocolate. Then when the Dr needs a sample, shit on the white paper covering the examination bed.
     
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    Sometimes they will give you a 5 gallon bucket to shit in over time, and then they send the whole bucket to a lab.
     
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    and toss in a few dog turds just for lulz.....
     
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    That must smell April fresh by day two.
     
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    Even better when it gets to the lab on day three (or 4 depending on the courier).
     
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