Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too2, Nov 27, 2012.
I am pretty sure I am approaching day 17 or 18.
Yeah, you might want to get looked at
You and your fancy Amex card should go right to the hospital!!!
Put a cork in it!
Last time I had this happen the doctor made me shit in a bag. Of course I miraculously didn't have to go while at his office so he just have me the feces bag and told me to bring it back when full. I sharted a little on the drive home and had to stop at the nearest restroom. Do you know how freakin embarrassing it is to walk out of a 7-11 holding not only dirty undies but a bag of runny shit as well?!?!?!
I CANNOT go through that again.
God damm....was this a clear plastic bag?
It was basically a bread bag.
Then sit and wait in his waiting room until you have to go. Jesus..
Um, how does one shit in a bag? You have to hold this bag under your ass as you are releasing the number 2?
Pretty much. The hardest part was controlling the explosiveness so I didn't knock the bag out of my hand.
That sounds like it could be quite messy.
Take a sample with you.
Just load up on water and chocolate. Then when the Dr needs a sample, shit on the white paper covering the examination bed.
Sometimes they will give you a 5 gallon bucket to shit in over time, and then they send the whole bucket to a lab.
and toss in a few dog turds just for lulz.....
That must smell April fresh by day two.
Even better when it gets to the lab on day three (or 4 depending on the courier).