After my weekly briefing, I took a piece of Coca Cola cake that the CO's wife made.

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  1. Daveindiego

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    And my boss started getting all amped up, trying to hurry me up, and he made me drop the Coca Cola cake on the ground. Right in front of the Commanding Officer.

    It was good too. :nocheer:
     
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    I was pissed off at my boss afterwards, and I told him that he made me drop the fucking cake. :fil:
     
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    Coca Cola cake. :smile:
     
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    It's a corrections officer isn't it
     
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    You only bathe 3 times a week, you smell like an ashtray. I don't care what you say about anything.
     
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    Way to stand up for yourself, Dave.
     
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    I bath daily, Euro Faeg, and I haven't had one cigarette this year.

    So I no longer smell like an ashtray.

    :dancin:
     
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    wtf is "Coca Cola cake"?
     
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    Good.

    I thought it was like a chocolate brownie cake, and my buddy, the CO, said it was Coca Cola cake that his wife made. :smile:
     
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    Go wash your greasy hair, hippy faggot.
     
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    :lol:

    I don't think I have used any shampoo on my hair in a month, maybe more. :jj:
     
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    You should grieve this for losing you lunch, you had low blood sugar, boss pressuring you
     
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    I'm also a billionaire with a 12" cock. I drive 4 Ferraris, and 2 Gulf Stream jets.

    At this time, I'm living on Mars, but my internet connection is really super fast.

    :rolleyes:
     
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    Your boss was afraid the CO could tell you were stoned and wanted to get your hippie ass out of there.
     
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    Congratulations brah o_O
     
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    So gay
     
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    I had to grab the meeting by the collar, and shake it a few times after it tried to get away from me.

    I don't like it when my meetings go 'willy-nilly', and I WILL dictate the pace and duration. :fil: