After some deliberation, I have decided to NOT grow a Van Dyke.

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  1. Daveindiego

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    Facial hair wouldn't be good right now with my hair, I don't need to look any more degenerate.

    Too much trouble.
     
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  3. Teeney

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    too much of a good thing is bad
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'm afraid the biggest loser from my decision is the ladies, their reaction to it would have been too much to deal with.

    Really, it's for the best.
     
  5. Teeney

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    I am sure this was a painful decision for you to make
     
  6. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    you seem like a real humble guy, I am sure all those compliments would have made you feel uncomfortable. You need to go with your gut.
     
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    Grow a dick instead.
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    I sat down with a pad of legal paper and a pen, and made Pro's and Con's columns.

    Then I just ticked them off.

    It's kind of like you were saying about me being humble and the compliments. I realize that I would have gotten so many compliments throughout the day, that it would just become bothersome and time consuming.

    I can't afford that kind of expenditure of my time.
     
  9. Daveindiego

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    I have one.

    In fact, I'm pretty sure I could break your jaw when I dickwhip you when it's limp.
     
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    :bigthink:

    I think I would have broken up the soulpatch and goatee.
     
  12. Teeney

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    I totally understand, your time is valuable, you sometimes just need some "me time".
     
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    i'm still considering removing the sideburns and going for the vandyke with the connected mustache and beard. no faggy point soulpatch though
     
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    that's not a Van Dyke

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    What'd you decide about smoking all those cocks ?
     
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