After you drop a deuce, how many sheets of TP do you use to wipe?

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    I dont count myself. But its at least a dozen. I just keep rolling till I have a substantial
    bunch in hand and then I go to town on myself.
     
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    If your just using dry tp your nuts,Two wet wipes and then a two squares of regular to mop up.
     
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    Thank you, Howard....
     
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    lol right,you need to take care of your asshole with all those cocks your taking in it
     
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    Really, again with the shit related posts?
     
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    Try Wet Wipes
     
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    Try Wet Wipes or soap and water and a rag. after you wipe with TP first of course
     
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    Poster of the year has to do better than this.
     
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    I never shit like beth
     
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    I'd say half the time I don't even wipe. I can usually tell as it comes out what type of consistency the BM is, and if TP is going to be needed. If it feels "solid" I don't bother. But if there's a bit of squishyness to it, I'll grab probably 4-6 squares for a test wipe. Depending on the results of the test wipe, I'll either keep wiping, or call it a success and flush it down. My underwear does not have skid marks, so my method is sound.
     
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    I use no more then 8 sheets in a session usually. 4 sheets at a time folded in half, twice. If you need much more than that, up your fiber. If you use baby wipes, your a faggot and as someone in the Septic biz I will Crucify you upside down Paul style. J/k but act like a man.
     
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    you guys are not eating enough salads/whole foods. No need to wipe when you eat your greens.
     
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    The Ronnie bidet.
     
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    It depends on where I am and the "conditions".

    I have no problems with using a whole bunch of TP..or none at all.

    It's all goo.......d. .. :c
     
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    Usually a roll is good for only 3 dumps.
     
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    I had a friend that used to get his kicks out of going to parties and wiping his ass on tooth brushes and pissing in mouth wash etc.One night we got slobbering drunk at this house party and he drops a deuce then decides to wipe his ass on a bath towel but fails to notice that door wasn't fully shut.

    Right about the time he's finishing up this big cowboy that owns the house comes in for a piss and catches him, wraps the shitty towel around his head and beats the living fuck out of him then tosses him out in a pile on the lawn.

    Don't know why I remembered that story but to answer your question, any more than 10 squares and i shower up if I can. If not I keep wiping until the bacon strips are gone.