After you poop...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Which hand do you wipe with???


    I am a righty myself.


    And do you go front to back? Or back to front?


    I go back to front because I feel I have more control that way.
     
  2. Johnny B

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    I hardly ever wipe.
     
  3. eliasbboy

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    Pooping now.

    Will take notes and report.

    brb
     
  4. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Women wipe back to front, you're just smearing shit on your balls.
     
  5. Limo Wreck

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    I wipe left to right.:cheer:
     
  6. eliasbboy

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    Done.

    No paper. Had to wipe with my notes.

    Nothing to report.
     
  7. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Cheeky.
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    You lift the balls up and out of the way with your other hand. :facepalm:
     
  9. jackie the jerk

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    But then it gets in my vagina :mad:
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    It only takes your penis hitting the water 1 time in a public toilet before you learn the fine art of wiping back to front. You don't smear, you remove. :grad:



    Girls should never wipe back to front. They will get the infections! :grad:
     
  11. jackie the jerk

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    Back to front feels awkward, I just tried it while sitting in my chair.
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    You feel awkward. :no:
     
  13. ilovebacon

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    What kind of nasty women are you hanging with? It's always front to back!
     
  14. HorsetoothBeth

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    Wipe? What's that?
     
  15. Eddie Blake

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    If your ass ain't bleeding you ain't done cleaning :c
     
  16. BethsZygote

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    im very confused... i shift my weight onto one leg and wipe my ass front to back (not that ive ever thought of it, but simulating back to front [sitting here now] does seem weird).

    Are you guys putting your hands between your legs to wipe your ass? How else is your dick gonna hit the water (if its not already doing so)?
     
  17. Mr Fantastic

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    Shitty thread :c
     
  18. chuk

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    You have a smelly taint.
     
  19. BethsZygote

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    mayve he shaves it:dontknow:
     
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