AG, I challenge you to write one funny post right here.

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  1. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Since you claim to be comic gold, I want to see one original "funny" post.

    My feel is that people laugh at you because you are a fat freak.

    Now, many a people have made a career out of being freaks, and if you admit that your source of comedy is by putting your tragic disgusting freak show life on display is your main source material of funny, then you are right, you are funny.

    But, somehow, i dont see it that way, nor do you.

    Go ahead . . .
     
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    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I hate taking a shit right after a shower.
     
  3. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Is this really about to happen?
     
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    No I haven't showered yet.
     
  5. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    ya see? that was funny in a Seinfeld sort of way.
     
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    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    your smug sense of irony is funny too . . .
     
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    there was a funny morning squirtz, wasn't there?
     
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    This should go well.
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    oh yeah, no there wasn't.
     
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    Prediction: Tub O' Butter will waddle his way out of another challenge by using one of his stock responses . . . none of which are funny.

    He backpedaled from the writing challenge, the Gunslinger challenge, the challenge to post pics of steaks and crab legs . . . and he will not produce one original funny line.
     
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    mmmm, crab legs
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    not for nothing, diogenes. You're way too involved in this shit. Quit giving him so much attention.
     
  13. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Morning Squirts was a composite of other (and much funnier) comics; he and his unoriginal partner stole other people's art and tried to make funny out of it.

    No one bought it, not even Larry Flynt except, maybe, as something to put between the ads for a Ron Jeremy Cock Pump and Anal Twink Escort ads.
     
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    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I post plenty of other stuff, I just have a magnifying glass on me only.
     
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    try some quality control
     
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    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    nah, too much brain effort

    in another thread, he claimed he was funny and I am not.

    The difference is, I never claimed to be.

    He did, so I want to see it.
     
  17. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I read the title as "AG & I..."

    Are you guys finally teaming up??
     
  18. Diogenes1

    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Case in point. This guy doesn't have a whole lot to work with, other than he is a fat nerd. So, he goes with it and he becomes funny.

    [video=youtube_share;oO6GMw42Li4]http://youtu.be/oO6GMw42Li4[/video]


    AG saw that and tried to copy Francis back at SFN, and the result was a collection of bad videos that only were funny because he is a lisping fat faggit.
     
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    Diogenes1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'd team up to make his fat persona funny via video.
     
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    [video=youtube_share;OG4StOKFw7M]http://youtu.be/OG4StOKFw7M[/video]