ag, i'm going to do you the biggest favor ever in your fat fucking life

here's advice on how to make it big in the attention whore game you run:

contact those people who produce hard core pawn -- the shitty pawn shop show with that disgusting greasy family in detroit -- and pitch the idea for your own reality show. let them know that you're a disgusting pig who lives in filth, who can only fuck whores, and so on, and that you run a sober cab service. you want them to install cameras or put camera operators in your cars and film you and your filthy drivers as you run your filthy business. and tell them that the other part of the story is your personal life, which is a complete fucking mess. tell them aboat nikkerz, your down syndrome girlfriend and her daughter with pain and sadness in her eyes. tell them about your apartment and the gimp and your dead dad's flea market funeral.

tell them that your mouth looks like someone kicked a hole in a sack of flour and tell them that your neck is trying to murder your head. and tell them that you are an internet personality who gets a lot of page views at dawg's and who can polarize people. tell them you have 18 asses and i raped them all.


tell them to produce your show and guarantee them that tons of people will watch it. tell them you're the new honey poo-poo. don't take no for an answer.

there. i just became the creator of your reality show and i am now due all royalties in perpetuity from all revenue that your disgusting show will generate.

you're welcome you fucking bald pig.

 

See, Dan? THAT'S a friend.

 

I thought you were sending him a loaded shotgun and a clip of the bathroom scene from Full Metal Jacket.

 

you're right...THAT would be the biggest favor someone could do for dan.

 

That show is so crazy! I love all the drama!

 

through thick and thin thicker.

 

Could a fair and proper raping of Dans butts and chinz be on the menu in the near future?

 

I have Mack and AG has you.

 

Didn't read btw, faggit. Pwned!

 

This thread is really mean spirited

 

schmoopy is jealous of ag because he knows no one would ever watch a reality show about a faggit who sells vacuums for his gay one eyed dad and hoar mom.

everything i wrote was really nice.

 

I'd watch an AG or Schmoopy show

 

Dinkus is an old pal, take it as a walk in the park to give some good advice. If they still don't want any part of you, get a GoPro and install it in your sober cab, and make videos of you at work. In fact, wear a GoPro on your head if they make straps wide enough so we can see a day in the life of failure.

We'll have an AG's POV when you mount your gf, when you're taking downblouse pics of your "daughter," when you feed the Gimp Tater-Tots through the bars of his dog crate, when you throw together your poor man's cuisine, and when you dumpster dive for ebay fix-ins.

I see a youtube phenom in the making.

 

I might watch that

 

i suspect that ag takes pics of his girlfriend only so that he can also grab jerk off pics of his girlfriend's daughter.

 

it would be non-stop bald faggit sitting around in an empty shop wearing a salmon colored polo shirt while surfing the internet collecting animated gifs.

 

Quarter Ton Taxi?
Hardcore Slob?
Tonnage Taxi?
No Hair, Big Fare?

 

they'd have to cut out the part where ag smokes weed before picking up fares, but beyond that, i think it's all airable.