Theme: The Pros and Cons of Anal Rape by Daniel Melwqhorennn Anal rape is something I always thought about, but never had the oportunity to do until I met a girl named Nikkreds. I think taking a woman against her will feels good because it is something i can control not only with my feeble mind but with my enormous weight. This essay will tell you how i do my anal raping. First i find a girl that is down on her luck and offer her a place to stay for the night. I first tell her that there is no obligashun and that i am a filanthropiss. I cant get regular girls cuz they all think i am to fat and ugly. I dont think iam because i am the greatest internet poster of all time with enormos thread counts. Not only will anal rapin bring me instant pleasure, but it will make for a good thread topic. Good thread topic = thread counts. This girl named nikkerds was on crack and she was wandering up and down my street looking in a days. I shouted from my window after elbowing my roomate who was counting how many times he could stop breathing in a minute. He is dumb but i like it when he gets a check in the mail. I called nikkerds up and told her too makerself comfortable witch she did by pushing all the garbage off the couch and on my floor. I gave her some of my old booze my father left behind and she drank it down and then she turned intoa rabid animal. she bit my tit and threw my cat at my roomate who then hid back in the closet where he lives. Things got out of hand and so i started pelting her with leftover tater tots from my bag in the freezer. she was mad, real mad, so i gave her some weed to mellow her out. Thats when the idea for anal rape popped into my trapezoidal skull. I got her to get naked on my bed. She sat up off my couch and left a period stain on the couch for my cat to lick. It doesnt loo as bad as my wet fart stains i always leave on the couch whever i fart or take a wet shit from the all u can eat buffet down the street. Nikkers sat on my bed and i gave her a sign that said "I am Nikkerds and dan is hawt" which i took a picher of and posted at SFN. I then sat on top her and she started to struggle. I punched her in the shunt and she went limp and i pulled out my dick, lifted my fold of gunt and started poking around for her asshole. She wuz screaming into my pillow to stop but i pretened she was really yelling dont stop. I think i stuck it in becuz there was poop on my dick. Im not sure because sometimes i dont wash my dick for weeks and all kinds of stuff grows on it so i am no teven sure if it was shit or just old dick cheez. I rubbed it with my thumb and gave it a lick to test it out. Anyway, it wasnt really rape rape. I left her on my bed passed out and took more pichers for my million-count thread and then went onto the internet. This is my story of anal rape which i hope you really like. i am hungry now and so i hope too win the contest becuz i dont want too lose my account becuz this place is my life besides dumpsta diving for shit to sell on ebay. The end.