In this thread, we bitch about the inevitable woes of the cunt known as "age". Allow me to start: tennis elbow I've never played a game of fucking tennis in my whole stupid mother-fucking life. wtf
Both elbows. I can no longer pick up a pot, a pan...........a BEER.....without wincing or dropping. I refer to it as "foositis". PS: Got a new foosball table!
My back. There are times when it tightens up and I can barely get up off the couch or out of bed. I know, I know, read Dr Sarno's book, it's all in my head
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the back. It's one of the first things to go. You will have to take the lead, sexypants. I cannot hold myself up right now. Here's another theory: If my dog put her back out, or her leg joints, or her hips - I'd have the humanity and decency to help her out with pain pills for a bit, and then humanely put her down. WHY CAN'T WE PUT OURSELVES DOWN????? OR OUR FAMILY MEMBERS WHO CAN NO LONGER WIPE THEIR OWN ASSES?????? fucking stupidity
My fucking inner elbow is killing me too... I looked that shit up and I think what I have is called golfers elbow.. I do not participate in that faggotry.. Chasing a ball around and paying a fortune to do it.
Golf is gay. Played 18 holes last weekend. Sucked as bad as usual, hurt like a bitch afterwards - but I got a cute outfit to do it in.
I'd worry about my hips. I'd worry about your hips. So true. I've got to learn how to masturbate with my feet.
