AGT Honest Howard Tour 2012

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, May 11, 2012.

  1. Nemo

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    Howard is honest and loves the blacks!
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    Take that shit Howard...:yay:
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    Allegedly
     
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    I'd like for Howard to be honest about all the "procedures" he's had for this shit. He had the nose done years ago but now it's the chin, the neck, the teeth, and something ain't right about that face. Perhaps it was just the HD shots on these shows and the makeup he was wearing. :dontknow: I swear I could see the scar on his neck just below the Adam's apple where he got it tucked back.
     
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    Check out how his nose bends when Walters is on his lap
     
  6. Nemo

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    Making out with a dude....check
    Making out with a colored...check
    Making out with an old lady....check

    I jerked off twice!
    Am I the crazy one?
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  7. Nemo

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    I just saw Stern video from the friars club on the local Fox channel.
    Frightening....:jj:
    He didn't appear to kiss or dry hump anyone......allegedly!

    Beth coming up on Today Show.....in the 9am hour.....:facepalm:
     
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    The schnuggle with Matt was the only one he was really interested in.............and boy, did he want to go for the lips there! The other two were beard-schnuggles.

    He'll be summering on Fire Island within 3 years of retiring.
     
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    Matt was once a no-talent pretty boy landscaper that Howard goofed on.

    Star fucker Stern......now thinks Matt is an amazing "BALD" guy(See Time Magazine write up).....:jj:
     
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    I just cleared my sinuses laughing at that shit. I also peed a little.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I wonder if he thinks acting like a moron is actually going to appeal to the audience and bring more fans to AGT....makes him more look like a douchebag....Allegedly...

    :jj:
     
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    Presenting one's self in a manner that inspires those around you to wish death or bodily harm upon you.:etm:[TABLE]
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    "The Summer of Sterns".....is going to be amazing!
    :yay:

    Lets not forget Crazy Quivers.
    The fat & flabby Robin food & fitness activist book tour!
     
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    Tom Conroy is dead?
    :bigcry:
     
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    [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]1. A person who, while under the influence, makes a complete fool of himself while attempting humor. An assclown may wear an asshat.

    2. A person who, while making a serious attempt as something, fails to realize what a complete fool he has made of himself.

    3. An untalented schmuck.
    1. That assclown thought he was being funny when he pretended to choke at the party, but everyone thought he was just being foolish.

    2. The actor, while in character, made such an assclown of himself during the production that most of the audience started to talk during his monologues.

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