AGT Last Night was a Glorious Crowning Achievement For our Wigged Savior

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by TallTyrion, Jul 30, 2014.

  1. TallTyrion

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    Just Kidding.

    I didn't last 15 minutes.

    Just like the sex I have with my wife....
     
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    BeerCanThick Well-Known Member

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    You should skip dirty talk, kissing, foreplay, using your hands and oral sex and wear two condoms while she uses an IUD.
     
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    Don't forget about keeping the condoms in a safe.
     
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    is it wrong to pump off to how gloriously sexy that wig has become?
     
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    I tried watching year #1 & bailed. I seen the finales though.
    Even a Stern Superfan could pass on the show. AGT is not about the judges (unlike Voice) so between the shit acts & no reason to watch the panel I can't see a reason to watch
     
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    Then back out of the room so that she doesn't see your sagging ass.....
     
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    I tried to watch AGT the first season Howard was on. I lasted about 30 minutes. It's a really boring show. I don't see how they have any viewers.
     
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    I know you guys will shit on me for this but I thought Howard FINALLY looked somewhat decent. He lost the aging hipster look and wore a nice suit. He still seems to have a hard time talking past those new chompers but I thought he at least didn't look as foolish as he usually does.

    Overall I had a hard time staying with the show but I was happy to see Howard realizing what a douche he looks like with his typical clothing. Who knows if it will stick.
     
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    I thought so too
    He is limited to how decent he can look, but this was a step in right direction
     
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    Goodfella Well-Known Member

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    I've been a fan since about 1985 and I actually feel for him when he talks about how horrible he thinks he looks....next to Heidi and mel B he looks like refried shit. he knows his looks suck. He knows that he has been held back from a TV career because of his looks. He still looks kind of disturbing with his "face for radio" and I hate the sanitized stern of today but to his credit he does take it seriously and doesn't try to take over like he does in every talk show appearance. I just wish he gave us a better product and more frequently.
    Also in regards to the mystery of why Beth O would be with him or any woman with a less attractive man....remember this graphic.

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    I honestly have no sympathy for this fraud/phony/hypocrite/has-been and don't understand why any critical thinking human being could feel differently....