*****AGT Premiere Is Tonight + Official FCC Standards Viewing Thread******

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Up against the usual stiff competition, cooking shows, repeats and weight loss shows, America's Joke will continue to search for the next great Buchwald client to win the bogus million dollar prize.

    Hoping for another ratings crash and burn but when you have zero competition they get the shut in audience by default. TV's are already being warmed up in nursing homes and day care centers across America.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "I'm looking for real talent Robin, I want to find a star"

    On the season 10 premiere of America’s Got Talent (May 26, 8pm, NBC), America will watch TV host Nick Cannon lay on top of a pretty young woman. It’s not what you think. The woman, Sam, is a professional cuddler. On her website, CuddleUpToMe.com, she suggests: “Let’s hold hands, listen to some soft music, and be present in the moment—I am happy to be the big spoon or the little spoon. My purpose is to make you feel comfortable, loved, and appreciated. Everyone needs to know they matter. You matter and you are loved.”

    And if Sam doesn’t do it for you, she has fellow female cuddlers available at her retail shop in Portland. Clients can choose from hiker Heather from Germany, Southern Belle Ray, and acrobatic yogi Kira. Each 30 minutes session cost $30. Maximum cuddle session is 180 minutes ($180).
     
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    Cue pic of a tree falling in the forest....
     
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    I'm going to a Baseball Game tonight. Fuck AGT.
     
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    Thank god I don't own a TV!
     
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    TV is a habitual medium. :shitcoffee:
     
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    Cavs vs. Hawks will deeeeeeestroy AGT in any key demo tonight.

    I had no idea AGT was back on, I saw no commercials, there is 0.0 buzz around this show.

    @Nemo what's the word on Twitter about this? Anything?
     
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    Summer fill-in show:coffee:
     
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    Basketball vs Gay Antics??

    "Robin, my audience loves when I "pretend" to be gay.

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    "Robin, I even danced with a colored girl, I'm so progressive"

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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "Robin, what the fffffuck is wrong with that Ellen, who wants to see her dance every show"


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    "Robin, NBC put us up against the basketball playoffs again!"
    "Aren't the playoffs at the same time every year, Howard?"
    "Why do you hate me, Robin?"
     
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    If we could all just take a minute to join hands and say a prayer for all the television sets that will not survive this night...

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    "Sugar water should be banned, Robin, I'd never associate myself with it"

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    I laugh every time I see that clip of Wiggy taking off his jacket. He looks at his arms so proudly...

    Welcome to the Gun Show. ;)
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I hope we get some good outdoor wig shots :pray:
     
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    "I take judging seriously unlike the others Robin, it's exhausting work"

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    Who is that 30 year old male model next to Heidi?
     
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    Oh boy!, another season I'm not gonna watch!
     
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    "Robin, have you ever worn a hand selected calfskin jacket, a scarf and two shirts in 94 degree weather, that's the dedication I have to my craft."