AGT Stern 5 funniest quotes from taping

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  1. Nemo

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    Man he sucks. He should be on The TV GUIDE Channel with Joan Rivers at this point.
     
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    "Jews love topless people"

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    Tv Guide channel :rofl:
     
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    Stern heavy taping crowd......can't wait until civilians are exposed to Howies amazing-ness....:jj:
     
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    Civilians :hhh:
     
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    An orange stagelight shining on Beth for when they cut to her.
     
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    He desperately needs jackie feeding him lines through an ear piece...our maybe he wasn't trying to be fun or funny
     
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    it is fun watching the Stern PR machine at work.
    civilians and their stupid ratings will be the true test.....NO Bobo's allowed.
     
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    Howie had Jackie under his desk during the taping of the failed FOX show 25 years ago.
     
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    We should take up a collection and hire one of them professional pie throwers to get him. And his horse faced cunt wife.
     
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    I'll bet anyone ten dollars that howie will sue sharon now that they made a five dollar bet and he lost...joke or no joke, he likes to sue for no reason
     
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    Drinking game....how many times we see or hear about her during the AGT show
     
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    This months MAXIM has a funny drinking game for The Oscars...."Every time Billy Crystal makes an exaggerated face after he says a funny line...take a drink...."
     
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    you sure about that time line? Regardless, benji under the desk would make howie funnier than he is solo
     
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    failed fox shows were in 1987....I think

    Benjy has yet to write something funny.
     
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    Listening to Mammary Lane yesterday, there was the Elaine Boosler incident from many moon ago where her agent shoved Howie's megamafone back into his face. Howard went on a rant how he was going to sue the guy. He's going to own everything Elaine has. Sue sue sue..

    I chortled. Suing non stop for 30 years :facepalm:
     
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    It's a wonder he didn't name one of his daughters Sue

    :rs:
     
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    The funny thing is that these quotes were prewritten...What a douche....But remember what Blobbin says:

    "He's going to be Big"


    :jj: