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  1. Dean Wormer

    Dean Wormer Well-Known Member

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    THE POST STERN AGT premieres tonight.

    I don't really watch this show but I will tonight because I want the ratings to be huge.

    NBC made it clear that Howard's leveraging of the show was not worth the ratings he brought in because they thought they were getting the American Nightmare but they got a star-fucking, ass-kissing hack trying to use their show to make America love him after 30 years of dick and pussy humor. It didn't work for Wiggy or the network.

    NBC made it clear that he would be replaced or take a cut in salary and deal with an LA-based show. Simon Cowell's email was a response to this fact. The job was open. He was doing what many do in the business, trying to get a job and stay relevant.

    Wig's response to that was to stage one of his fake-caller insult bits on Cowell, bringing up his infidelity and family situation (because a guy that leaves his wife and kids is the lowest, right?) by having Maryanne call every day and trash Simon, then chastise her for bringing it up (See what he did there?)

    Why do this if you didn't want the job? Why care? Because either he did want the fucking gig or this headcase is just the bitterest of fucks and still, after 30 years of therapy, can't stand to see someone else else get anything in life he covets.

    So tune in AGT, use it as a nightlight, DVR it, so Simon can get ratings and drive Wiggy crazier.

     
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    I did it as a goof!
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  3. OV

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    @puncher is the Shed's official AGT ratings maven. I'm sure today is like Christmas for him.
     
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    DVR locked in.

    I probably won't watch one second of that bullshit, but if it somehow improves NBC's post-Wiggy ratings and pushes Gunky further towards the edge, I'm all in!

    :yay:
     
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    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    He's rewritten history again. This morning he claims he took it seriously and was a good judge. This came after Heidi told the media that AGT is more fun this year with Simon. "I wasn't there for fun, Robin."
     
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    "Robin, I received so many tweets and emails last night from people who thought I was still on America's Got Talent. That just goes to show you how much the viewers are going to miss me. Replacing me with Simon Cowell is going to blow up in NBC's face."
     
  7. Rob0729

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    Robin, they tell me that more people tuned into the AGT premiere this season because they knew it was going to be a disaster without me and people wanted to see the trainwreck the show will be with Simon instead of me.
     
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    Howard will be in the "where are they now catagory" ten seconds after the show starts

    Look for a lot of tapes making fun of Nick Cannon speech and Heidi Klum Wednesday and how stupid they sound
     
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    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    wait who left their wife and Kids? oh yea thats right :lmao:
     
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    I'm downloading every episode on the app b-tches
     
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    Pepeito, for one, will not be watching!
     
  12. Rob0729

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    BTW, I wish I was part of the Neilsen family. If I was, I would put every TV in my house on AGT tonight.
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    This is really that important to you :jj:
     
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    No way. That's too easily proven false via ratings.

    I think he'll have to spin it the other way: "They had strong ratings because of all the people who thought I was still on it tuned in to see me!". Then he can attribute the week 2 dip to the fact that people now know he's not. :rolleyes:
     
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    Poor, poor Pepito...

    What will he do without his hero Wiggy around to entertain him on AGT?

    :tears2:
     
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    We all know strange bedfellows Howard and Beth are miserable every since Simon Cowell AGT commercials are coming out. I called NBC headquarters thanking them for returning sanity to AGT by outstanding Howard Stern. :snicker: NBC person agreed and laughed. I made that call for the Sterns. :hilarious:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    whatever he does it is without Wiggy on tv. :snicker: No one wants Howard on tv or in a movie.
     
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    Thanks for letting us know....haven't found a TV show on old Network stations worth watching in many years might actually tune in....
     
  20. BethSucks

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    Prime Time Schedule For Tonight

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