THE POST STERN AGT premieres tonight. I don't really watch this show but I will tonight because I want the ratings to be huge. NBC made it clear that Howard's leveraging of the show was not worth the ratings he brought in because they thought they were getting the American Nightmare but they got a star-fucking, ass-kissing hack trying to use their show to make America love him after 30 years of dick and pussy humor. It didn't work for Wiggy or the network. NBC made it clear that he would be replaced or take a cut in salary and deal with an LA-based show. Simon Cowell's email was a response to this fact. The job was open. He was doing what many do in the business, trying to get a job and stay relevant. Wig's response to that was to stage one of his fake-caller insult bits on Cowell, bringing up his infidelity and family situation (because a guy that leaves his wife and kids is the lowest, right?) by having Maryanne call every day and trash Simon, then chastise her for bringing it up (See what he did there?) Why do this if you didn't want the job? Why care? Because either he did want the fucking gig or this headcase is just the bitterest of fucks and still, after 30 years of therapy, can't stand to see someone else else get anything in life he covets. So tune in AGT, use it as a nightlight, DVR it, so Simon can get ratings and drive Wiggy crazier.