AGT's wig mess

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  1. Precious

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    Dear NBC,

    Are you aware of the problems your AGT clown's hideous black wig is causes for young children?

    When I take my little ones to the circus, they are delighted to see funny clowns with bright orange or fire red hair.

    When we watch the Simpsons, my tykes enjoy sad clown Krusty's comically sarcastic blue hair.

    But then AGT comes on and your whack my vulnerable kids with a reptile clown in a death black wig. That rat hair pelt not only disgusts them, it confuses them, because neither this clown nor his hair is funny.

    Please replace your reptile with a proper clown.

    Thanks,
    A Viewer

    PS -- You can keep the clown's escort. At least her hooker hair extensions have street cred.
     
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    This is quite the tensus
     
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    But little kids love Howard.
     
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    Dye it red and Howchie is ready to play Mrs.Roper in a Three's Company remake. Poodle cuts are back in style!
     
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