Ah, the sweet, sweet smell of stripper perfume

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Mar 4, 2012.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Yes, I did it last night. Southern Illinois out in the middle of no where strip joint. It wasn't half bad. I saw exactly one c-section scar and no fake boobies. For those who are wondering, the puss hair seems to be making a big comeback as are female mohawks and prison tattoos.
     
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    Man sounds like a meth joint. Where exactly in IL was it
     
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    No sir, thank the lord, there isn't enough booze in the world to make that happen.
     
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    Worse strip club I went too was in a place called Roodhouse Il.
     
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    I've never been to a strip joint without fake boobies. True story.
     
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    :jj:

    I can't WAIT to get to work tomorrow and get my morning cup!
     
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    Actually, it seemed kind of wholesome. All of the girls were obviously locals. It was outside of Carbondale somewhere. People were pretty well behaved. There was only one fight the whole evening.
     
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    Exactly what I was thinking. There's nothing like those black-lights to make scar tissue more visible. Best time to look is during an upside-down pole dance.
     
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    Quit ruining my dream!!! :coffee:
     
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    There were lots of itty bitty titties. A couple of average sized titties. I'd say that two of the girls have the potential to move up in the stripper world. I told the one that was scissoring my head that she was the best dancer in the house and I meant it.
     
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    What about sparkles, did any of them have sparkles on?
     
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    Any dance specials going on?
     
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    goo fo you gwart! was it near the illinois / Missouri border? I've heard that's REAL. shady.. : pimp:
     
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    dammit schmoopy
     
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    Quit ruining my dream!!! :coffee:
     
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    Wut? :lol:
     
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    Did any of them vajazzle?
     
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    Glitter was invented by the devil. I hate that stuff.
     
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    Was that alerted on? Was it that fucking rat dinkus? :mad: