AirAsia plane loses contact with traffic control

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  1. chapped

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    (CNN) -- AirAsia Flight 8501 has lost contact with traffic control in Jakarta, Indonesia, the airline's crisis center said Sunday.

    "We have no further information. A crisis center has been set up. We are seeking more information to provide," the center said.


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    I want to know wtf happened to flight mh370....
     
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    it's around
     
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    Too soon [​IMG]
     
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    Radio: Uuuuh Folks, We're experiencing some 5 turbulence. Pay no mind to the large lizard like hand wrapped around the right plane wing.

    Wiggy: Fuck this better not delay vacation plans.
     
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    Fucked up...



    ...but funny. :giggle:
     
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    This never gets old

     
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    Oh, we already have that one figured out.

    Apparently, at the behest of the Illuminati, Nicki Minaj invoked the name of Satan and used her portable, travel-sized MKUltra machine to take control of the pilot's mind, forcing the plane off course and into the ocean.

    In return, Ms. Minaj is guaranteed one more hit record and another season hosting America's Funniest Idols Got Talent. In case your wondering, we know this because she once took a picture where she used her thumb and forefinger to make a circle around her eye and another time she painted a butterfly on her cheek. It doesn't get any more cut and dry than that.

    (How'd I do, @skylarbrie?) ;)
     
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    I had no idea that Godzilla was a radical Muslim.:coffee:
     
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    Obviously it's N.Korea taking these planes for scrap metal. Aluminium from heaven.
     
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    These southeast Asians are about as capable of flying planes and running an airline as your dog is doing advanced algebra.
     
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    They all end up on Lost.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    They showed a picture of a male victim this AM. He was dead in the water, without any pants.

    So, it begs the question: how does a man end up in the water without pants? It would seem he was alive following the crash and then drowned?
     
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    It's customary on Asia airlines.
     
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    The self inflating escape ramp survived.
     
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    #asianlivesmatter