Airline Taxes and Surcharges BEND OVER AND TAKE IT!!

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  1. booybob

    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Just booked a flight to Germany for a trip to Germany for me and my wife. I knew the taxes on the ticket would be high but I didn't expect that they would be more than the price of the ticket. Look at this list of taxes and fees.


    [h=1]Taxes and Carrier-imposed Fees[/h] Base Fare*
    650.00

    Carrier-imposed International Surcharge*
    516.00

    U.S. Tax
    34.40

    U.S. Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service Fee
    5.00

    Passenger Facilities Charge
    12.00

    U.S. Custom User Fee
    5.50

    U.S. Segment Fees
    3.90

    U.S. September 11th Security Fee
    7.50

    U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Fee
    7.00

    Other Taxes/Fees
    89.30

    Total Fare
    1330.60


    *Used to calculate Medallion® Qualification Dollars (MQDs).
     
  2. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

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    Those are NOT Taxes.

    Airline being greedy.

    You have a choice what airline you book with
     
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    That is gods way of telling you to stay in the good old U.S.A.
     
  4. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

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    Why not just take a private plane?

    Doesn't everyone fly private?

    Commercial Flights ...Puhhlease!
     
  5. Bye You!

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    I love Germany. Where are you going?
     
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    I am flying to Barcelona, Spain with a lay over in Paris in 2 weeks free on the company's dime......

    :cheer:
     
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    That is about right. I just booked 2 flights to Rome last week and they were $1,200 each. Today I am trying to book flights to South Africa which are running $2,,000 per ticket.

    My only suggestion is if you travel a lot get the American Express Delta Platinum Card. It only costs $100 a year and you get a free ticket anywhere in the US each year. Plus the skymiles are a life saver, and the upgrades are amazing. If you fly a lot you can't go wrong with this deal.
     
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    Where in South Africa?

    I spent a while in Cape Town and can't wait to go back again
     
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    i love barcelona. stay at the hotel colon (no wisecracks guys), it's right on the cathedral square and near the old gothic quarter. it's really a gorgeous, sexy city.
     
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    One of my best friends moved to Barcelona after he got married. It's an incredible city but Spain has fallen on some hard times lately. Some areas are in real trouble there. :(
     
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    yea can't wait... in one weeks time I will be flying from Chicago to San Diego back to Chicago then to Paris to Spain.....
     
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    2 nights Frankfurt
    3 nights Munich
    3 nights Berlin
    1 night Bremen My favorite club from when I was stationed near there is still open and going strong. I want to go back and see if it is as great as I remember from my time spent there. A group of us would go there every Friday or Sat when we were stationed there loved it It is the only bar, nightclub party spot etc etc that I remember from my years there.
    It's a Heavy metal bar with a stage


    Aladins

    http://www.aladin-bremen.de/
     
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    I'm stuck in Charlotte with shitty USAir as the hub carrier here. Southwest is here alos but they are only good for domestic flights nothing international.
     
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    I ain't taking shit......Fuck flying.......Cause it ain't what it used to be......
     
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    to ORD

    U.S. Federal Transportation Tax: 34.67
    U.S. Flight Segment Tax: 7.80
    September 11th Security Fee: 5.00
    U.S. Passenger Facility Charge: 9.00





     
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    Going to Costa Rica in November, delta, changed my flight within 24 hours from booking. Theycharged me $300.
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Greedy? You 'avin a laugh?
     
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    No time to swing by Nuremberg to see the old parade grounds?
     
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    I was the GM of a car rental place, and I added a "surcharge" to the rentals that was nothing more than a way to fleece customers.