Alabama, carnival worker, beastiality....So many cliches

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  1. Shithead

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    Former carnival worker in Alabama had sex with dog four times: cops
    BY Jason Silverstein
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Published: Wednesday, August 5, 2015, 4:12 AM
    Updated: Wednesday, August 5, 2015, 6:08 AM
    [​IMG] Franklin County Jail
    Russell Joseph Meyers, a fomer carnival worker who now appears to be unemployed, allegedly had sex with one of his dogs four times and got caught by accidentally calling someone while in the act.
    He might have made history by having sex with a dog.

    A former carnival worker in Alabama who allegedly defiled with his dog four times is now the first bestiality suspect in his county under a new state law criminalizing such acts, AL.com reported.

    Russell Joseph Meyers, 54, got caught violating his German shepherd after he accidentally called someone during the act and their sex was recorded on the person’s voicemail, police said.

    He admitted the sex acts to police after they arrived, and also got charged with possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia after cops raided the shed he was living in. Meyers had a second dog, a tiny Chihuahua, but only had sex with his German shepherd, police said.

    Meyers is being held in Franklin County Jail on $6,000 bond, and is not allowed to have any contact with animals if he pays out, WAFF reported.

    [​IMG] WAFF 48 News
    Russell Joseph Meyers shields his face while leaving court Tuesday.
    He was charged under a state law that went into effect last July, which makes bestilaity a Class A misdemeanor.

    “It’s scary that it’s had to go on more than we know for them to make it a law,” Franklin County Sheriff Shannon Oliver told AL.com about the law.

    Under the law, Meyers would have to register as a sex offender if convicted.

    At least one fellow Alabamian has been charged under the state law so far this year: A man who allegedly had sex with his wife’s shih tzu because he felt she was paying more attention to the pet than him.
     
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    I wonder if the other dog got jealous
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Somehow I doubt it. He's just the one carnie who got caught. :coffee:

    Can you even imagine what the hell that voicemail must have sounded like for the person who got it to figure out what he was doing? :facepalm:

    "Yeah, bitch, you know how Daddy likes it!"
    "Who's my bitch?! That's right, YOU'RE my bitch!"
     
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    Was it a male dog? If so, thats gross.
     
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    that must have been a freaky VM that person rec'd :jj:
     
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    Betcha he smells like cabbage
     
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    As bizarre as that statement is, I can't help but agree with you.... :bigthink
     
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    If only he would have married the dog first and made it legal.

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    Oldie but a goodie I guess

     
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    Ohhhhh. :doh:
    :secret: I've never seen that.... :oops:
     
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    It's worth a watch if you like Mike Myers.
     
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    :rolleye: Take a guess as to why I've never seen it....
     
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    Not even Wayne's World?
     
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    :no:

    But, I did enjoy his work in Shrek :shucks:
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    That's a start
     
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    Damn, life can be a roller coaster ride. One day, you're on top of the world playing SNL with Spin Doctors. The next, not so much. It's a tale of Two Princes...
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    :p
     
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    :omg:
     
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    Did he at least buy them dinner first?
     
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