News Alabama....Smelly armpit of the country

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  1. Shithead

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    Alabama man's life hangs in the balance after his bird feeder pole and garden hose were 'shoved into his rectum by his landlords'

    An Alabama man was listed in critical condition on Wednesday after police allege that his landlords shoved a bird feeder pole and a garden hose into his rectum.
    According to investigators, the man was sitting on the front porch last week with the owners of the home where he rents a room.
    The landlords, a couple, had been drinking with him when he suddenly fell.
    'The victim fell from the porch, falling on a bird feeder and into dog feces,' Calhoun County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Matthew Wade told WBRC television. 'The victim then took his clothes off to remove the feces.'
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    Dustin Bragg (left), 34, and Barbie Vaughn, 49, rented out a room in their Ohatchee, Alabama, home to a couple that was previously homeless. They are now accused of assaulting the male tenant
    'During that time, Dustin Bragg and Barbie Vaughn used the metal bird feeder pole and a garden water hose to insert in the victim's rectum, causing severe internal injuries, Wade said.
    Wade said that the man suffered considerable damage to his rectum and colon.
    'He may very well die,' the sheriff said.

    Bragg, 34, a registered sex offender, and Vaughn, 49, have been charged with sexual torture, a Class A felony in the state of Alabama that carries with it a penalty of a minimum 10 years in prison.
    Authorities may bring additional charges against the couple.
    The victim in the case did not seek medical attention for six days, according to the report.
    The tenant was reportedly paying $400 for the room, which the couple advertised on Craigslist. Before moving in to the room, the victim and his wife were homeless.
    Police said that the couple, whose home is in the town of Ohatchee, which lies about 30 miles northeast of Birmingham, tried to disrupt the investigation by burning incriminating evidence.
    There is no word on a court date.
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  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    No free rent, bud.
     
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    I saw this same thing happen to Eb on an episode of Green Acres.
     
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    hugh jasol foxxy VIP Gold

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    Ironically, the town name of Ohatchee, which when translated from it's native Choctaw indian language, means prolapsed anus.
     
  5. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    If you look at a map.........it's pretty close to........(wait for it)


    Florida
     
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    Florida, Alabama, they need some new hobbies.
     
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    Seems $400 in Alabama would get you more than a room in some rednecks' dilapidated house.
     
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    mexico sure they don't want to pay for that wall?

    because if i was them i might want to pay for that wall
     
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    Not Florida :dadance:
     
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    $400, they must have had a hillbilly mansion.
     
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    Being gay is ze innest zing dis fall so I went to ze gayest part of America...Alabama!
     
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    Rectum? Nearly killed him.
     
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    Just another reason why the South lost the Civil War.
     
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    Did he just stand there or did they errrr hold him down?

    :scratch:
     
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    I would have turned in my 30 day notice.
     
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    It really is a waste of beautiful beaches.
     
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    What no kitchen sink
     
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    I was looking for motive, then I remembered it's right there in the titie: Alabama.
     
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    Let he among us who has never fallen off a porch and onto a birdfeeder and some dog shit and ended up with a hose and metal rod up their ass cast the first stone.
     
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