Alaska State Troopers

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Deepercreek, Feb 14, 2013.

  1. Deepercreek

    Deepercreek Gone fishing Gold

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    1 hour response time for my house alarm this morning :cheer:, I hope that makes it on the weekly series.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    You're in a huge state, bro. How far away are they? :scratch:
     
  3. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    What's the temperature right now?
     
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    Deepercreek Gone fishing Gold

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    Troopers in Palmer are about 7 miles away, multiple moose/car accidents this morning had them tied up........what they told me anyhow
     
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    Can you see Russia from your house? :c

    Ever seen that MILF Sara Palin hunting wolves from a helicopter??? :jerk:
     
  6. Deepercreek

    Deepercreek Gone fishing Gold

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    Warm, 30's and cloudy
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    why did the alarm go off and is everyone ok should have been every ones first question
    and who the hell is this faggot is the second question
     
  8. Deepercreek

    Deepercreek Gone fishing Gold

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    She stopped being a public person 5 years ago, her place is about 15 minutes away. Think they spend more time in AZ
     
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    Deepercreek Gone fishing Gold

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    Cat/coffee cup. Broken glass alarm. Which faggot:c
     
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    You ever eat Muktuk?
     
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    :facepalm: So moose are as dumb as deer, huh? Although I'm sure the probability of getting killed in an moose vs. car accident is probably a lot higher, huh?
     
  12. Deepercreek

    Deepercreek Gone fishing Gold

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    Once...........it's ok if you like dried snot
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    at any point did you call and say "hey it was just my cat and a coffee mug" or did you want to waste there time?
     
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    So, it tastes like a Booger?
     
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    what do you do in ak?
     
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    Do you weigh like 300 lbs for insulation purposes?
     
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    Deepercreek Gone fishing Gold

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    Problem with them is their height, they will destroy a vehicle, luck of the draw where you hit them.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    can you play guitar?
     
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    Deepercreek Gone fishing Gold

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    I wanted to waste their time so I could start a thread about it :facepalm:
     
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    Does your town have plumbing or a honey bucket system?