Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Deepercreek, Feb 14, 2013.
1 hour response time for my house alarm this morning , I hope that makes it on the weekly series.
You're in a huge state, bro. How far away are they?
What's the temperature right now?
Troopers in Palmer are about 7 miles away, multiple moose/car accidents this morning had them tied up........what they told me anyhow
Can you see Russia from your house?
Ever seen that MILF Sara Palin hunting wolves from a helicopter???
Warm, 30's and cloudy
why did the alarm go off and is everyone ok should have been every ones first question
and who the hell is this faggot is the second question
She stopped being a public person 5 years ago, her place is about 15 minutes away. Think they spend more time in AZ
Cat/coffee cup. Broken glass alarm. Which faggot
You ever eat Muktuk?
So moose are as dumb as deer, huh? Although I'm sure the probability of getting killed in an moose vs. car accident is probably a lot higher, huh?
Once...........it's ok if you like dried snot
at any point did you call and say "hey it was just my cat and a coffee mug" or did you want to waste there time?
So, it tastes like a Booger?
what do you do in ak?
Do you weigh like 300 lbs for insulation purposes?
Problem with them is their height, they will destroy a vehicle, luck of the draw where you hit them.
can you play guitar?
I wanted to waste their time so I could start a thread about it
Does your town have plumbing or a honey bucket system?