Alaskan Bush Family

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  1. Mack29

    Mack29 Well-Known Member

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    Anybody else watching this train wreck?
    It's so ridiculous and scripted, you just have to laugh at it.
    For some reason I just can't turn it off.

    The drama!
    House in wilderness mysteriously burns down. They loose everything.
    They move to new location. Build house. Locals drive them out.
    They buy a boat to move to new location. Boat sinks. Again, they loose everything.
    There are five sons 18 to 30. All live with mom and dad. No girlfriends or wives.
    They claim to have grown up/lived in wilderness all their lives but sons have tattoos and run around the woods in leather biker jackets.
    Apparently none of them have ever been to a dentist.
    Father is a blowhard know it all with a Yosemite Sam mustache.
    Mother looks like a kidnap victim.

    Can't wait for next episode.....

    (Howard related because it's a stupid TV show)
     
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    i like most wilderness shows but not this one. they're creepy people.
     
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    funny i thought about making a post for this too. i caught most of the eps yesterday.

    they are definitely idiots and NOT survivalists what so ever. you can tell that by their behavior. Also it goes and explains their background a bit in one of the eps aparently the mom and dad are burned out hippies that came from middle class texas and decided to go up to alaska to have a family in the wilderness having exactly NO idea about survival skills. Before the show the father worked as a commercial fisherman and wrote kids books. they are also all under indictment (yes the entire family) for scamming $13k from the alaskan gov't
     
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    What the fuck is with all the shows about Alaska?

    I swear there must be at least 15 shows currently on the air.
     
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    also ppl who live in north alaska REALLY dont want fuckers running around with cameras everywhere. alot of those ppl dont want to be found for good fucking reason.
     
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    Too many channels. Too much empty programming...:coffee:
     
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    I watch Jewels family:


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    The boys in that Brown family talk like their jaws are wired shut. They seem to function like a herd of grifting gypsies.
    Yeah, just set up a homestead on an island that's Federal land. Not happening.
     
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    The Sarah Palin story?
     
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    Yea....strange set up..... The leather biker jackets throw me off and they bought two shitty boats for a buck but one has all sorts of cutting edge nav equipment.
    The mothers teeth absess and are infected but she takes some antibiotics and calls it a day.
     
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    Yeah, I noticed both of those things too.
    Plus narrator said new property has highest density/population of bears in Alaska or US.
    And they are gonna live there.
    More drama.
     
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    You'd be amazed at how many people do that. For years. Imbeciles.
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    They show their bush?
     
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    *lose, not "loose"
     
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    Alaska + "reality" show.....say no more. I know why it's cheaper to film then to actually have a show with actors and a storyline, but I find it hard to believe that enough people watch this crap that they will keep pushing this crap.
     
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    Your right. How the hell did I mess that up.
    Thx.
    I must be loosing my mind.
     
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    I read that the boys on the show aren't even their kids..they were hired to play them. The one that catches fish and punches them to death looks like a psycho that was recently released from a mental hospital.
     
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    the actors are compensated for appearing on t.v., and can you say incest in an isolated 1 room shack
     
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    You're :bounce:
     
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    i love these guys. except atz lee's wife. woofa what a bitch.

    the other guy has a lovely wife, always sweet and happy and very competent.
     
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