Entertainment Alcohol: How Much is Too Much?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by WillyBest, May 24, 2016.

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How many drinks do you average per day?

  1. 0 I don't drink, I'm Mormon

  2. 1-2 Keeping it classy

  3. 3-4 Getting tipsy

  4. 5-6 Feeling no pain

  5. 7-8 Can't feel my face

  6. 9-10 Can't feel my legs

  7. 11-12 Blacking out

  8. 12+ @PhilMcCracken territory

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  1. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Doctors define an alcoholic as anyone who has more than "a few drink per week." And my doctor said people who binge drink on the weekends are even worse. I know guys who can drink half a bottle of whiskey in a single night! WTF?

    I've found myself having a drink or two after work on a fairly regular basis. How many drinks in one day are acceptable?
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i get drunk at least one night during the weekend, other than that i dont drink
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I'm with you, a couple drinks a day, rarely overindulge any more.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    When it interferes with your relationships, job and life in general, it's too much.
     
  5. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    That's pretty safe, I think.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? VIP Gold

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    Ima gonna get u drunk.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    @Phil McKrakin is a goddamn alcoholic
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    So as long as I don't beat my wife and keep my job I'm good?
     
  9. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    And take advantage of me? :hump:
     
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    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    I still have about four cans of beer from an 18 pack I bought on New Year's Eve.

    I barely drink.

    Am I fun to hang out with? No, except for those rare times when I do get drunk. Then I'm prone to laughing uncontrollably and harassing women
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Yep, that's how it works! Well, for me anyway.
     
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    I've gone through entire bottles in one night before. :facepalm:
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    I think they define that as a "functioning alcoholic!"
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Just half a bottle?
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Whoa!:eek:
     
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    Tickle Shits VIP Extreme Gold

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    I drink maybe 3-4 a week some times none. But I have 40+ gallons on tap at all times...
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Last night I went through 3 bud light 16 ounce tall boys and a pint of vodka. So I'm trying to control my intake. :dontknow:
     
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    I know many
     
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    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Where is the "because it's fun" selection:fil:
     
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    He's a pussy.
     
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