Alert: Tornado warning for the Hamptons!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MadWoman777, Aug 10, 2012.

  1. MadWoman777

    MadWoman777 Well-Known Member

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    Batten down the chimneys!!!!
     
  2. Joe Bauers

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    A category 5 hurricane would be even better.
     
  4. Rob0729

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    Howard better be careful if he wears his ruby slippers to make sure there isn't any girls from the midwest with a house to land on top of him.
     
  5. Nemo

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    nasty shit
    dumped a quick 3 inches
    knocked all my shit over
    now the sun is out
    :wop:
     
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    Please God :pray:
     
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    You should have called your personoe weatherman..:artiejj:
     
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    The beaches will be littered with injured birds. Who will save them?
     
  9. tHISisKiSSeL

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    how many chimneys got knocked down?
     
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    Holy shit beth must have everyone from the nsal combing the beaches looking for injured animal photo ops for her.
     
  11. Rufus

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    What's the chance Howie and Beff are scrambling to put away the patio furniture?
     
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    Beth's too busy swinging the pool strainer wildly through the air in hopes of catching an injured sea gull as it flys by so she can rescue it
     
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    Batten down The Wig!
     
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    The good news is we get to bid on another Mcdonald's Portrait :bigcry:
     
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    good
     
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    I wonder how much sand gets in that pool ? :scratch:
     
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    They are finding lots of gulls dying of mysterious causes along the Jersey shore. Will super hero Beff respond & investigate ?
     
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    All my animoes got blowed away by the tornado
     
  20. Spazzmatazz

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    F-5 tornado will kick a hurricane's ass! :tzone:
    NY tornadoes aren't much though. 120-130 mph wind, instead of the 250+ mph winds you get in the Tornado Alley.

    Although I would get a special thrill seeing all their outdoor shit get sucked away and thrown in the water. :hhh: