ALERT! Where in the world is Mike Bocchetti?

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  1. Night Ape

    Night Ape VIP Extreme Gold

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    UPDATE: MIKE HAS BEEN FOUND. Thanks for your concern!

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    Original Story:

    Artie just tweeted that Mike is lost in Montreal. No joke.

    Nobody's heard from him for hours and he's not answering his phone or responding to texts.








    Artie wants people to contact Mike via social media

    Mike's Twitter: https://twitter.com/MIKEBOCCHETTI

    Mike's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mike.bocchetti.3


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    Mike on the Artie Lange Show:

     
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    He probably eloped with a hot 20 year old. :rolleyes:
     
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    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    International whore houses can be super shady...








    I've heard
     
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    Banging a whore. He is mildly retarded, right?
     
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    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    Fat guys die younger.
     
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    He's the picture of health, I'm sure he's fine.
     
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    This is terrible, he was just going to donate money to Beth's kitten ranch.
     
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    Has any one check club supersexe yet?

    If not I volunteer.
     
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    Night Ape VIP Extreme Gold

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    He's been located. Crisis averted. For now..

     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...thats good news i was worried for a minute he might have gotten clocked in the head by a hookers dick and balls.
     
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    He'll get lost in a broom closet on his way out of the plane.
     
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    Thanks Obama!
    :mad:
     
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    Night Ape VIP Extreme Gold

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    Though Artie stressed the seriousness of the situation, it didn't stop people from cracking wise. Some of these are pretty funny:









     
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    Best name eva.
     
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    Looks like he had a mild stroke.
     
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    I like Bocchetti.
     
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    Montreal has one of the best strip clubs in North America. But not sure if Bochetti is getting in the door
     
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    The bigger question is...Where are the Canavan twins?
     
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