Alexa Ray Joel collapses on stage

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  1. chapped

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    Oh, oh sounds like someone has been hitting it too hard...

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    (CNN)
    -- Billy Joel's daughter with Christie Brinkley fainted on a New York cabaret stage Saturday, her rep said Monday.

    An emergency room doctor concluded that Alexa Ray Joel, 28, experienced vasovagal syncope, a common cause of fainting that "is usually harmless and requires no treatment," Joel rep Claire Mercuri said. In vasovagal syncope, according to the Mayo Clinic website, a sudden drop in heart rate and blood pressure can cause reduced blood flow to the brain, which results in a brief loss of consciousness.
    Joel was performing to a sold-out crowd at The Café Carlyle on Manhattan's Upper East Side when she collapsed and was rushed to the emergency room at New York Presbyterian Hospital, Mercuri said.

    "Ms. Joel was taken ill earlier in the afternoon and announced from stage that she pulled out her back and neck, but wanted the show to go on," she said. It was closing night of her two-week run at the venue.
     
  2. WillyBest

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    vasovaginal synapse?
     
  3. chapped

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    If I remember correctly it is a condition where a pussy smells so bad it causes that person to faint


    :c
     
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    Christie Brinkley is her mom and she gets that face.
    :facepalm:
     
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    I think someone from the audience yelled out that she looked like her dad and that caused her to pass out.
     
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    Them cityfolk are jes plain weird
     
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    I had to look up the problem and it sound like part of it is that people faint when they're "straining at stool." Like Elvis, but don't die. :cheer:
     
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    She wanted to go back on. They always do.

    Sold out shows? :dontknow:
     
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    The "sold out" crowd (probably twenty people who were in there just to have a cup of coffee)
     
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    who the hell would pay to see Alexa Rae Joel.

    I wouldn't pay to see her do cartwheels onto my cock.
     
  13. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Some of us have suffered more than others.
     
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    I think she was giving free blowjobs because nobody would show up to listen to her music
     
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    :vag: :faint:
     
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    Sounds like she had the Dom Perignon in her hand & the spoon up her nose.

    Alexa is spiraling again.
     
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    hi willy, do you think this is vasoline related ? :roper:
     
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    Woe is me. I'm the only heir to the Billy Joel fortune. Life is so hard.

    :finger:
     
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    If a tree falls in forest...









    Billy Joel must be driving in the forest.
     
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    This girl will do anything to be noticed.