Alexa Ray Joel is hideous

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I just don't know what happened. It looks like she received all of Billy Joel's genes and none of Christie Brinkley's. Christie is 60 and Alexa Ray is 29.


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    She doesn't look that bad to me...she is no supermodel but...:seems pretty cute...:dontknow:
     
  3. Mike Huntslooce

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    Sorry man - she may not be a "classical" beauty, but I would fuck her 7 different ways until sundown, then repeat until my poor heart gave out. She's a soft feminine girl with pretty eyes, great hair and a killer body. I don't see the issue?
     
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    Does Alexa have a dead eye?
     
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    She's not that hideous. There is definitely something wrong with her teeth/gums. @Bye You! maybe can give us some insight on what's best for Beefus' horse faced corral mate.
     
  6. Mike Huntslooce

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    Good god man - on top of it all, the little chick is only 5'2".
     
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    It would be so terrible dropping a gooey load on this gorgeous face
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    Buncha fags :)
     
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    Such an unfortunate girl.
    Her dad's looks & her mom's musical talents.
     
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    She's 50x hotter than any hooker you''ve banged, weirdo.
     
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    Jesus Christ, please post pics of what you're fucking
     
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    I think she looks great after she got the nose job and apparently other things done. She's pretty cute.
     
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    He's gotta be a broad. Obsessed freak
     
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    I'd hit it just for the cash daddy would give me to keep away from her.
     
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    Just because she doesn't look like Christie doesn't make her ugly! Even the other 'blonde' daughter isn't as pretty as CB.
    Can you imagine having that as your mom?? No thanks!
     
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    She may look like a lemur but she's always a woman to me
     
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    I don't get it either?? I think she looks really good (better than Brinkley), always have. I guess it's my Lawng Island drunk driving beer goggles???

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    LINEA DELLA NOTTE!!!!!

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