WTF aliens, consciousness, dark matter, 9/11, octopuses

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  1. Mr Cachexic

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    -i heard that aliens abducted humans starting thousands of years ago and to this day still interbreed with us. Riley Martin posted Wilt Chamberlain-like numbers on the mother craft alone. does this mean we are aliens?

    -by the time this thread is settled its time we have a concrete definition of consciousness and dark matter

    -octopuses would be smarter than humans if they had an equal life span. scientists legit speculate that they'd be the dominant species on earth above us

    -i was told that 9/11 never happened because god hates fags and the twin towers looked like two dicks about to dock each other, shirley phelps texted me that this morning.

    also is it still kosher to yell HOWARD STERN'S PENIS in public anymore?

    and where is the iron sheik?

    do you guys think JFK really died? i saw this picture of him hunched over while the mrs was lunging back you know that famous one? but it was from the opposite side of the car where jfk was leaning and he was clearly not shot and it was almost like they were....rehearsing something?

    -should i make a career out of puff painting people's pets for a reasonable price? seems more lucrative than writing bad jokes
     
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    It's probably my alien DNA.
     
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    literally or figuratively?
     
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    I like this new OP.
     
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    This makes sense.
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    dark lives matter
     
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    Aliens have never been here, are not coming here.
    Distances are beyond vast.

    If the ancient Romans left earth in our fastest object (Veeger) they would only be a quarter of the way to the nearest star.

    They aren't coming here for our resources. Those can be found in abundance anywhere.
     
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    Well, then I want to know who on this planet is hiding the technology to silently float something the size of a city block, because I've seen it with my own eyes and it was scary as shit. :fil:



    To say it's too vast of a distance means you're thinking with modern technological means. A civilization that is a million years older than ours and managed to survive could consider traveling here no more difficult than we consider running to the bank.
     
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    Even if we could travel at the speed of light. Nope. Still too far.
    Worm holes? Nope. They collapse as soon as any matter enters them.

    We ain't goin nowhere.
     
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    You're thinking with what we know now.

    You can say no all you want, but I've seen it.
     
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    :facepalm:

    dude....we havent even developed the technology to travel space, scientists are certain that someone can warp space therefore an advanced civilization could travel, as you said, a ridiculously vast distance

    and as far as resources....you're probably right mostly....but everything else was ugh

    not saying i think theyre really here....but you have to be realistic about how you ponder the possibilities
     
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    And not some random light in the sky, it was close to a half mile wide and only about 600 feet in the air, right above me.
     
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    "Jesus" was an "alien". We were seeded here. We werent doing so well so he was sent here to give us some knowledge about being cool to each other. Its where the story in the bible (an lots of other "religions") came from. That time, we were told that he was from "god" now they dont do that. Now "people" are sent here with knowledge but THEY dont even know theyre "aliens"..Some of the info is techy stuff. Some of it it music and art etc. So, no more killing the messenger outright. Yeah it was twisted and changed over the centuries but the core thing about when we "die" going to a place called "heaven" came from.. And when we die we are told (IF we behave) we would go to this place. Its just back where we came from in the first place. Its where our souls came from. Our soul is what makes us "us". It is what animates out physical bodies. There is no such thing as "hell" There is no bad place that you get sent to. You go back where you came from and if you not ready yet to stay, you get sent back here until you get it right. They made up the "hell" part to make people chill the f out.."Aliens" are everywhere. Including your bathroom mirror..

    "So now you see the light"
     
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    Aren't you supposed to put some holes in the lid so they can breath?
     
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    I remember you talking about this in past and I believe you believe it. Said a buddy was with you too driving where again?

    You remember the story about the Chinese "city in the sky"? A form of optical illusion from reflected objects on water vapor / clouds?

    Thoughts if plausible? No one else saw it in locality?

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    That's often been my theory on Jesus. Shroud of Turin burns from the reanimation. I admit, that's pretty crazy though. :jj:
     
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