alison raised 3 kids .But ..beth is untouchable?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Most of us remember the old days when Howard would bitch about his ex wife on air. ...


    But beth is untouchable. ..the closest Beth ever got to being goofed on was sal


    Yet Beth's career is full of failure worthy of goofing on. ..


    And discuss
     
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    He will do anything to keep from being divorced twice.
     
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    My guess is that Alison was just a better sport than Beth. Beth genuinely does not like it - it hurts her witty bitty feewings and so Howard endulges her.
     
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    Beth is a saint!!!! She raised three kittens..and She even let the housemaids pick up and clean their litterbox....Now I ask you, would Mother Treasa do That????
     
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    Howard is exhausted from trying to convince himself that CuntO is actually a good person and worth destroying his family for. He is having a rough time understanding, (A) where he went wrong and (B) why his fan base is so adamantly against embracing her. That cunt and AGT are two major miscalculations in his career and now he can't figure out how to "right the ship".
     
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    Because he was unhappy then and Happy now. :dontknow:
     
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    Howard's comfortable with the beard he has now. He doesn't want to have to go through the hassle of getting a new one.
     
  8. John Walker

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    He fucked up. He started dating a gold digging cunt and despite EVERYONE'S warnings and predictions...he married her anyway in a desperate attempt to prove them wrong. If he were to ever divorce her, it would prove that everyone was right all along and he has far too much pride for that. It's like his wig. He's denied it for so long that if he WERE to lose it, everyone of his detractors could say "told yah so." He'll have that wig and beard for the rest of his life on principle alone. It's called "painting yourself into a corner".
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...in the context you have framed it in, agt had to be an attempt to gain a new fan base. he knows how many listeners he has.
     
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    i think this is one of the reason's many of us resent beth. nothing was off limits with alison.....her miscarriage, her parents, her spending habits, her "yenta" friends, her profession, even howard's and alison's sex life.

    not only does howard refrain from criticizing ANYTHING about beth, one must always preface her name with a superlative.
    it is my opinion that beth may very well be a decent, OK person but howard has put her on a pedestal (maybe cynically so that all criticism is directed toward her while he skates free).
     
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    i've often thought that beth might be the "model" who was raped or assaulted by a photographer, that he has referred to in the past.
    maybe that's why he's so careful with her feelings.
     
  12. chapped

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    what does happiness have to do with a show that is based on goofing on people?

    howard's fame was due in large part to his honesty and his keen eye for hypocrisy ....

    now the silence is deafening
     
  13. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...was it real rape or was it an assault? an assault can be something much less than a rape and what model at some point hasnt felt "assaulted" by a photography. beths definition of assault is not getting her way.
     
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    i think she fell off the casting couch and broke a hoof
     
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    He is careful with her feeling because she is a royal cunt if they are hurt. Remember the face she made when he was joking about not wanting that first cat? He was right to be apprehensive..look what happened.

    If Beth told him she was raped or assaulted, you can bet it was a fabrication. Just like the stories about all the men who wack off in front of her because she is so gorgeous.
     
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    You're right. He was happy being normal before he knew what being a rockstar or billionaire was like He doesn't want an average life or average wife where she may treat him like some guy she happened to marry.
    He wanted a hot blonde to make it obvious he could get that girl because he painted himself into a corner with his radio show image and the fiction of private parts. Beth is untouchable and he is happy with her because she was molded by him and controled by him. She is not some human being like a regular grown women. She is his madonna slut child
     
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    Beth has dirt on Howard that Alison didn't? Or he knew Alison wouldn't talk about it...Beth would rat in a second out of spite.
     
  18. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    bet you a million dollars that the day they divorce she will have to sign a contract where she gets a zillion dollars but she has to keep quite
     
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    It's true but people generally don't care, after the initial hoopla if it came out it would die down and people would move on and not care and Howard would feel better not having to live a lie constantly.
     
  20. Divorce Chicken

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    Can Howie survive TWO giant divorce settlements?