Alison's birthday poem

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  1. TheWonk

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    From the 1987 birthday show I listened to the past few days. Kinda depressing, even his kids are there to sing him Happy Birthday.


    To my darling husband Howard
    I bring a gift of much protection
    to keep you safe
    and to keep groupies away from your erection

    We are the best of lifemates
    the best there is no doubt
    but if you ever cheat on me
    I'm going to clean you out


    Robin cheers madly in the background "Alison! Alison!".
     
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    great!
     
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    Where do you get the older shows? Is there an archive place other than wdm?
     
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    Not that I know of. I downloaded a ton of shows from there some time ago and that's pretty much all the Stern I listen to these days. I used to find it on piratebay but haven't gone there recently.
     
  6. tHISisKiSSeL

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    he didn't want to live in a home with a wife and kids anymore. now he lives in a palace with a horse
     
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    We love you, Alison!
     
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    Does anyone have any current pics of Alison or her husband?
     
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    Man he fucked up a good thing with Ali................
     
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    That's a nice picture she has on FB..........she aged better than H.........still a good looking lady.......not like H the witch..........
     
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    Nice to see her face again after all these years...........better looking than the OPOSSUM............
     
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    Wow, I can't believe the girls have so much of their FB stuff shared publicly. That's kinda crazy. I would be nervous about stalkers if those were my kids.
     
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    Seems they listened? The linked Alison/Debra picture isn't viewable, at least to me. (I'm not stupid enough to ever register at Facebook.) Anyone have a copy?

    I'd like to see what Allison looks like these days; I have a feeling I'd still prefer her to anyone Howard's dated since then.
     
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    Nah, it's still there. I guess you have to be logged onto facebook to see it.
    Here it is:


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    Aw, she looks great! Thanks for the photo. What an asshole Howard was to leave her. I guess that's when he stopped living in the real world. (Then again he hated the real world too.)
     
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