All gays are being sued.....Get your defense lawyers assembled

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  1. Shithead

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    Nebraska woman lodges suit against all gay people on Earth
    BY Lee Moran
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:05 AM
    [​IMG] Cliff Owen/AP
    “Homosexuality is a sin,” Sylvia Ann Driskell, 66, of Auburn, Nebraska, says in her lawsuit against all homosexuals.
    A Nebraska woman who claims to be an ambassador for God and his son Jesus Christ is suing all gay people on Earth.

    Sylvia Driskell filed a wide-ranging legal action against all homosexuals in the U.S. District Court of Omaha on Friday, reports the Omaha World-Herald.

    The 66-year-old, from Auburn, submitted a rambling, handwritten seven-page letter as her lawsuit.

    She quoted Bible passages in which God appears to have said that homosexuality is an "abomination," reports the Lincoln Journal-Star.

    "Homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet(?)" she babbled in the suit.

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    Driskell’s suit was handed over to the court in the form of a rambling, seven-page letter.
    She also demanded that the court not call God a liar — and that it ruled once and for all whether same-sex relationships are indeed a sin.

    Driskell, who is unsurprisingly representing herself in the lawsuit, said she felt she had to stand up for the moral principles on which she believed the U.S. was founded.

    "I never thought I would see a day in which our great nation or our own great state of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some people('s) lewd behavior," she wrote.

    The court has not commented on the lawsuit.
     
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    Good luck obtaining good service on everybody.
     
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    Howard related because he's a fag.
     
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    :jj:

    Have the good folks at the Westboro Baptist Church slapped an anti-infringement injunction against her yet?
     
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    Howard is moving all his cash to Switzerland just in case she wins.
     
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    Don't practice in Nebr. but this is cured through demurrer. Failure to state a claim upon which relief can be based.

    End of story.
     
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    Love it. Hadn't thought of that one. However, effect class service by sending it to the representative "Head Gay" in West Hollywood, CA.
     
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    that wacky broad has had it with you penis lovers! :grouch:



    i wonder if she'd be ok if the gays went to - don't be gay school -.
    that seems to work out well.
     
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    be funny if there were gay people in her family :snicker:
     
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    Iirc, Richard Christy is the "head fag at the Playgirl mansion".
     
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    It's ok, because Beffo speaks switzerland.
    She's an international supermodoe.
     
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    Sue unto others...
     
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    Our legal system is a mess. I think we should go to the pay if you lose and do away with the insane clogging our courts.

    She should be institutionalized as should the gentle giants buddy:

    http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/mi...-michael-brown-shooting-sues-ferguson-n354221

    A witness to a police officer's fatal shooting of Michael Brown last summer in Ferguson, Missouri, has filed a lawsuit alleging that he was wrongly stopped and fired on during the encounter on a city street.

    The lawsuit, filed last week by Dorian Johnson, claims that the officer, Darren Wilson, fired at him and Brown as they ran away from him on Aug. 9. The lawsuit claims Wilson targeted him without probable cause.
     
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    The "loser pays" system may be the only thing that could fix our fucked up legal system.
    Not that it doesn't have its own issues. But what we have isn't working.
    God damn lawyers are a blight on society.
     
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    It should get thrown out because the gay hating sky boss from the fairy tales isn't actually real.
     
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    I would put money on this lady being in the closet.

    It's usually these outraged types that are hiding a deep, dark secret.
     
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    This will end well.
     
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    That and our founding fathers were smart bough to write in a separation of church and state right into the constitution.
    But whatever, those queers need to pay!
     
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    I have several gays in my closet as we speak.
    One of them has a Shortweenie