All Germans look like nazis...

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  1. DDragon

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    not for long with the influx of muzzies that Frau Merkel is allowing.
     
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    You sonuvabitch...


    I'm German and if I'm not wearing my uniform you'd never know I'm a I look nothing like a Nazi.
     
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    I look like a pig.
    Does that count?
     
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    They all may not look like Nazi's but they all sound like their going to invade Poland when they talk.
     
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    It's alright to look like a Nazi, just don't act like one.
     
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    Even German Jews look like Nazis. When I was in high school and friends' parents met me and heard my last name, they sometimes asked where my parents were from and after I said "Germany," there was a noticeable relief after I followed up with "German Jews."
     
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    Hogan!!
     
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    Lt. Aldo Raine: [cut back to the ditch] Now, say we let you go, and say you survive the war. When you get back home, whatcha gonna do?
    [Wicki translates to German]


    Pvt. Butz: [in German] I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before.

    Cpl. Wilhelm Wicki: [to Aldo] Says he's gonna hug his momma.

    Lt. Aldo Raine: Well, ain't that a real nice boy? Are you going to take off your uniform?

    [Wicki translates]

    Pvt. Butz: Not only shall I remove it, I intend to burn it.

    Cpl. Wilhelm Wicki: Says he's gonna burn it.

    Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, that's what we thought. We don't like that. You see, we like our Nazis in uniform. That way we can spot 'em just like that. But you take off that uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Nazi. And that don't sit well with us. So, I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off.
     
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    I'm surprised they didn't go with another famous German.
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    I have a friend who is Polish. Came to the US with his parents when he was around 13 in the 70s. He HATES Krauts! He used to give me shit for owning a Volkswagen, and one time he told me, "hand a German a rifle, and sooner or later, he's going to point it at a Pole!" :haha:
     
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    The guys name is Schweinsteiger and he plays for Manchester United. What other conclusion could you make ?
     
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    Yaaa ... zis is true.
     
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    :yes:
    Now that's the kind of German I can really get behind.
     
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