All I want for Christmas

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  1. TheWonk

    TheWonk 2012 OG VIP Gold

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    is to hear Mariah Carey sing live.




    Mariah Carey, she of a thousand octaves and probably a few more only dogs can hear, accidentally left her voice at home Wednesday during NBC's annual Christmas broadcast.

    During her annual rendition of "All I Want for Christmas Is You," Carey missed most of the high notes she's famous for, leaving her backup singers to pick up the slack. It was disappointing.

    According to TMZ, Carey was actually supposed to pre-tape her segment Tuesday but allegedly blew off her scheduled time slot for a phone meeting with her divorce attorney. When she finally showed up, three hours late, NBC execs sent her home without filming.

    She later apologized on Twitter:


    Taking a page from Bill O'Reilly, the network reportedly decided, Fuck it, we'll do it live, and relented, giving Mariah a last-minute spot on Wednesday's broadcast.

    It wasn't her best performance. But then again, it wasn't her worst. At least it was live! Let's just blame Nick Cannon for this and hope next year goes better.

    Here are the unedited, isolated vocals from her live performance at the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree tonight on NBC.

    http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/isolated-unedited-vocals-of-mariah-careys-awful-holida-1666529981
     
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    All I want for Christmass is my 20 year old dick back.:(
     
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    That thing is attempting to ingest those spandex
     
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    Gesh people she's a mom and she is going through a divorce with dick cannon :wtf:
     
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    Better tie a 2x4 to your ass when banging her or you will fall in
     
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    She needed her tried and true Autotune to fix this disaster!

    As her shitty song dragged on, it got worse and worse. :haha:

     
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    Yeah, you don't hear how much the background singers cover up in the isolated track. Here's what people heard when they watched this. It still sucks but not as noticeably.


     
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    The bigger question is, who watches this sappy tacky mind and ear numbing shit? :nutpunch:
     
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    Mariah's gotten good mileage out of that song. You'll agree if you were around/remember when the song was first released.
     
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    Sloppy lips mmmmmmmm.......
     
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    wow what an overreaction from the media and whatnot. it wasn't that bad
     
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    :console:I want my waist...
     
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    that's a camel foot
     
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    Seriously.... That's so freaking tacky :usanta:
     
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