All I wanted was a Pepsi

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I ordered a Pepsi and got a Coke
    I tuned into ESPN and they were playing the View
    I went to play Frisbee with my Dog and it had turned into a cat
    I wanted a Cesar Salad and got a Big Mac
    I went to an NFL game and they had ice skating
    I took a flight to Cabo and it took me to Detroit
    I wanted Ice Cream and all they had was tofu


    I tuned into a Shock Jock and all I could hear was Americas Got Talent

    -sigh-
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    "I blame society...society made me what I am..."
     
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    I wanted a nice Steak, but I forgot I'm a pescatarian.
     
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    I'll probably get hit by a car anyways.
     
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    i wanted the "revolution" I got shit.
     
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    fucking jews.
     
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    I ordered iceberg and they brought me a white trash salad.
     
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    Youre crazy. You're suicidal.
     
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    I went to fuck my wife and there was my mother-in-law
     
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    I wanted to fuck a model but all I got was BeffO.
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    I was hoping for vinegrette, but all I got with my salad was oil & vinegar.
     
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    She goes, "No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs!
    All I want is a Pepsi."
    I go, "Mom, just give me a Pepsi please,
    Just one Pepsi!
    And she wouldn't give it to me!
    And she wouldn't give it to me!
    All I wanted was a Pepsi!
    Just a Pepsi!
     
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