All Is Lost (2013)

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  1. Napoleon V

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    Your thoughts on this film please.
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  2. Scott

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    It was so stupid. I tried to watch it got angry at how bad it was. I picked it apart as I watched it and couldn't believe how ridiculous it was.
     
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  4. Napoleon V

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    Please elaborate.
     
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    fuck, I forgot the picture :smile:

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    Well, for starters he patched a major leaking hole in his boat with some tape. Then, for some reason his radio antenna broke so he climbs his mast to fix it. When he's 10 feet higher than he was on the deck, he notices a huge storm rolling in. I don't know why he had to climb the mast to see it when the water is flat and you can see the same horizon from the deck. Anyway, this would probably be a good time to raise your jib (storm sail) but no, he goes into the cabin and shaves. Because it's very important to be clean shaven when you're all alone in the middle of the ocean and trying to raise your jib in what now is a fucking hurricane!!!
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    I could go on and on but fuck you, google it.
     
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    I rather enjoyed it.
     
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  8. Napoleon V

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    Word. You a sailor? I'm not but to me it looked like he wasn't taking things as seriously as he should've until it was too late. Call it human error or hubris or whatever.
     
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    In a sea survival situation the best place to store water is in your body. :grad:
     
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    Fuck that old ignorant libtard! Schmippy will not be giving him his hard earned vacuum empire money.:grad:
     
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    The human body's already made-up of 75% water.
     
  12. Napoleon V

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    You're right I should just stop drinking any water ever.
     
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    I wish he would've been eaten by sharks!
     
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    That'd be a good idea, Topo.:smile:
     
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    Vote that way again!
     
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    I see you lurking, jewlips!:jj::right:
     
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    racist name:oy2:
     
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    Do you actually think that there is someone that doesn't know this?
     
  19. Napoleon V

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    Calm down Schmoopy
     
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    Schmoopy, time for your chill pill bro.