WTF All men should have the same penis size

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Kinda shitty that some guys are bigger than others. Really not fair. If you're fat, you can lose weight by working out and dieting. You can fix your hair, nose, etc.
    If you're short, you can buy clothes this lake you look good.

    But penis size? Nothing you can do about that. Sucks should have 1 universal size
     
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  2. Joeyjoejoe

    Joeyjoejoe Well-Known Member

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    Just like "fixing your nose", there is a surgery for that too. They make penile implants
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Sorry lil guy:console:
     
  4. HowieStearn

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    someone got shortchanged :secret:
     
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    Specifically, a 2013 study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found the average American man's penis is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters) long when erect and 4.8 inches in circumference. Only 15 percent of men are over 7 inches, and only three percent are over 8 inches.
     
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    Dont mean to brag but mine is bigger than this. :)
     
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    FeetToTaste Well-Known Member

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    But somehow 100% of the men at the Shed are 8+ inches. Myself included.
     
  8. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I just measured my self as I'm suffering from a case of morning wood my rock hard cocktail is 6.5" by 6" thick I'm above average :yes:
     
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    shitty threads like these aren't going to help dispels the rumors that your wife cheats on you with black guys. Just sayin. :shakey:
     
  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Not the same
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This makes me feel better
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    There's an app for that.
     
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    Tickle Shits I don't rite so good. Gold

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    girth is what matters here people....
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Stop going to PornHub and searching for "thick, hung prison studs."

    Just stick to lesbian porn. It will improve your outlook on life.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    This isn't the reason your wife no longer loves you.
     
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    https://www.hydromaxbathmate.com/



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  17. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    shitty "likes" this? wtf
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/mikey-look-at-this-camwhore.195694/
     
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    Short and thick will do the trick
     
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    You spend a lot of time thinking about dicks, shitty.
    Just sayin'
     
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