WTF All men should have the same penis size

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Kinda shitty that some guys are bigger than others. Really not fair. If you're fat, you can lose weight by working out and dieting. You can fix your hair, nose, etc.
    If you're short, you can buy clothes this lake you look good.

    But penis size? Nothing you can do about that. Sucks should have 1 universal size
     
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    Just like "fixing your nose", there is a surgery for that too. They make penile implants
     
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    Sorry lil guy:console:
     
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    someone got shortchanged :secret:
     
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    Specifically, a 2013 study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found the average American man's penis is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters) long when erect and 4.8 inches in circumference. Only 15 percent of men are over 7 inches, and only three percent are over 8 inches.
     
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    Dont mean to brag but mine is bigger than this. :)
     
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    But somehow 100% of the men at the Shed are 8+ inches. Myself included.
     
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    I just measured my self as I'm suffering from a case of morning wood my rock hard cocktail is 6.5" by 6" thick I'm above average :yes:
     
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    Shiv threads like these aren't going to help dispels the rumors that your wife cheats on you with black guys. Just sayin. :shakey:
     
  10. Shivvy

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    Not the same
     
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    This makes me feel better
     
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    There's an app for that.
     
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    girth is what matters here people....
     
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    Stop going to PornHub and searching for "thick, hung prison studs."

    Just stick to lesbian porn. It will improve your outlook on life.
     
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    This isn't the reason your wife no longer loves you.
     
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    https://www.hydromaxbathmate.com/



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    :lol:
    Shivvy "likes" this? wtf
     
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    http://www.dawgshed.com/threads/mikey-look-at-this-camwhore.195694/
     
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    Short and thick will do the trick
     
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    You spend a lot of time thinking about dicks, shiv.
    Just sayin'
     
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