All of you faggots wish you were real men like the Oakland A's.

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  1. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    You're not even man enough to carry their unicorn backpack!!!!
     
  2. koam

    koam Just a big, dumb WOP Gold

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    Does Jon Lester count?
     
  3. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Yes. Lester became a real man last Thursday.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I don't like the stupid apostrophe in their name. Fuck the A's and the C's they came out of.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Sheev just pmd me and said you and Dliven by Doughnuts are Octaloons, is zis tlue?
     
  6. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Prease don't bling lace into this. :nono:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Everyone else got one from shitty, too. Says Dracula is a cock biter.
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    You got a plovlem vis me, Altie?
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Uh oh. Now you done it.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    In his defense, the erect penis is very venous. :grad:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Dumb and Dumber was on Comedy Central last night. :cheer:
     
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    Veinous. :grad:
     
  14. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    You appear to be an expert on cock.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    ve·nous
    ˈvēnəs/
    adjective
    adjective: venous
    1. of or relating to a vein or the veins.
      • of or relating to the dark red, oxygen-poor blood in the veins and pulmonary artery.
     
  16. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    :facepalm:
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    How bout them A's?
     
  18. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    They are badasses with huge veinous cocks.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Says the guy who hangs out in the A's locker room.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    vein·ous
    ˈvānəs/
    adjective
    1. having prominent or noticeable veins.


      Which would be applicable in this context.