All right, how about THIS one?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 26, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    A little overcooked.
     
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    Your skillet isn't hot enough.
     
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    The fuck outta here
     
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    Overcooked my ass
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I went to Oregon this weekend. Fucking beautiful state.
     
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    looks raw
     
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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Good weather for it this weekend
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Seriously, though. Your skillet isn't hot enough. You should be setting off the smoke detector when you make a steak. The internal temp looks good, but you've got no crust.
     
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    Cut too thick
     
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    Well said. Is that steak or brisket?
     
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    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Wood cutting board, hotbed for cross contamination
     
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    Knife doesn't look sharpened properly
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I've got the pan on medium, I was told not to heat cast iron beyond that :dontknow:
     
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    BLOW ME Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Photo is a little blown out, need to diffuse light better
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    New girl told me that. I told her to fuck off.
     
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    Didn't marinate long enough
     
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    You're supposed to heat cast iron til it glows. Well, almost.
     
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    i'm afraid that your palate is immature and unsophisticated :grad:
     
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